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MysteryMan999

33 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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STOP! Put that gun down! I know reading all of these cookie cutter dodes' (yes dodes, not dudes) profiles is making you want to shoot yourself. But there is hope! Read further. You will not read anything about working hard or playing or hard or how you should live life to the fullest or even how much I love my job. Everyone is so worried about making a good impression. I would rather be true to myself and make a bad impression because for me life is not about what other people think. It is about honestly expressing yourself. You can trust me to tell you the cold, hard facts even if you do not like it and when I give you a warm, heartfelt compliment you can be sure I mean it and it is completely sincere (occasional sarcastic remark excepted).

Do not get the wrong impression. Just because I am honest does not mean I am tactless. I will not tell you that those jeans make you look fat. Instead I will tell you that I really like the way that colorful new skirt you wore last week flatters your buns and turns me on. If you get offended I will not freak out but I will smooth your ruffled feathers with a gentle back-rub and delicious Godiva chocolates or whatever kind is your favorite. If you do not like chocolate we are getting a divorce. What kind of human being does not like chocolate? Those who are allergic may be given a waiver provided they can make up for it in other ways (cheese, wine, coffee etc.). See, I think of everything. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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Saving lives.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not answering match questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am selfie-less.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I do not really watch much TV but I love watching documentaries on Netflix and the occasional movie...anything Comedy, Action or Drama.

I'm somewhat of a personal development junkie and I enjoy reading anything to do with psychology, fitness, nutrition and philosophy. Some of my recent books include The Way of the Champion, Scholar Warrior, Self Hypnosis, The Alchemist, The Power of Habit and Subliminal.

My musical taste is wide and varied. I appreciate good music regardless of the genre – from pop/rock to old school rap, to new-age, and even classical…I have a particularly soft spot for anything 80's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea Tree Tingle Bodywash from Trader Joes
Comfortable Shoes
My kitchen
Chinese herbs
Hair ties
Coconut oil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human behavior, social dynamics and economics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every Friday night is a new adventure...I could be anywhere from a neighborhood restaurant to swinging from the rooftops of skyscrapers. Whatever it is...it is sure to be fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Deep, bold and satisfying...is how I like...my coffee.
You should message me if
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You should contact me if you're sweet and naturally affectionate.

If you have more to offer than just being playful and fun.

Bonus points if you speak another language and/or can guess my ethnicity.