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29 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:38pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
I want to change my username but can't. Or don't know how. My current place has no fireplace.

So I'm 29 and the thought of 30 pushed me to the dating app scene. I was never one of those people who wanted to get married and have kids young like most people I knew from high school. I wanted to establish a career first. So a little about me. I'm a government worker but I have a sense of humor and tattoos. I'm not a robot govt worker.... I'm also thin so if you want meatheads then stop here. As the saying goes, I'm comfortable in my own skin, or errr bones... Whichever. If you'd like to know more feel free to ask. A lot of girls write just don't say hey on theirs bios so I ask that you do the same.. Happy hunting.

"I'm resourceful. I'm creative, I'm young, unscrupulous, highly motivated, highly skilled. In essence what I'm saying is that society cannot afford to lose me. I'm an asset".

"I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I've lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment".
What I’m doing with my life
Currently growing out my hair to style it backwards aka hockey hair. Looks stupid now but gotta get through that phase. Best idea to have in 90 degree heat ughhh. Hotttt!

Oh and I work for the dept of defense so that's cool right. Government worker. Amirite?? I'll see myself out :/
I’m really good at
Movie trivia and Guessing a movie from hearing one line of it. Everyone has a talent, sadly this is mine :(
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a big flyers fan... and the flyers tattoo I have. I have---had flyers season tickets until the end of last season. Gave em up to save more money. Yes I'm devistated. I'll get over it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies are tough because I really do like all types. Most people's favorites are usually the most recent but all time I'd have to say John carpenters The Thing which was all creature effects and no cgi. Evil dead series. Shawshank, jaws, man on fire, and miracle are a few.

TV... Waking dead. Elementary. Mentalist. South Park. Comic book men. True detective. Turn. Halt and catch fire. See the AMC theme? That fargo miniseries on fx was exquisite too.

Food. I love hot stuff. Wings. I search for good hot sauces based on flavor not heat. But I really don't hate much food. Except mushrooms. Bleck. I also really like collard greens. Sweet Lucy's has spicy collard greens mmmmmm deelish.
The six things I could never do without
The flyers.
Hot sauce.
Cheese wiz.
Who needs 6 things? That's selfish.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I want to move when my lease it up
On a typical Friday night I am
I'd prefer out doing something at least one night during the weekend. Just seems pointless to stay in all week on work nights just to stay in all weekend too. Sometimes a rest night is needed though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of bees. Basically anything that buzzes in my general direction. I was stung as a kid and I guess it's evolved into a phobia. Even weed whackers in the distance sound like a giant bee coming to eat me. It's pathetic. I'm that guy you see freaking out and waving hysterically from a distance at what looks like nothing :(
One day I came home to a wasp in the apartment. I battled that wasp in full riot gear. Or just covered up and wearing a hockey helmet. I won the wasp battle.
I let spiders go because they eat the buzzy bugs. Go spiders!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't have kids.
You have a sense of humor.
All of your photos aren't headshots. I've been fooled before :(
You don't cake on makeup.
You don't fake tan. It looks ridiculous. No one tells you cause it's just funny to look at.