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27 Oviedo, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Mar 29
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Compromise breeds resentment.

Nothing could describe the motivation for 50% of my words and actions so well as "Doing it for the lols."

I guess first and foremost, I have a fairly sarcastic sense of humor. Maybe a little bit twisted, but it's fun, I swear!

I don't afraid of anything. (:P)

I truly care about very few things in life. But, when I find something, or someone, that I care about, every drop of emotion I have gets poured into it.

I play video games, I watch anime, I enjoy it, and, yes, I'm aware of the sun and grass outside.

My friends are my family, and I would stand by them no matter what. I look out for everyone, and I think ahead.

I don't drink, but I don't care if you do. **I'm allergic to cigarette smoke, so smoking is a deal breaker. Drugs are just definitely a deal breaker (Weed is a drug! Get over yourselves!) **And I mean AT ALL, EVER!** This also applies to friends.** (Seriously, stop messaging me)

I'm a very logical person, but, a very emotional person at the same time, and it seems to fit, hand-in-hand, very nicely.

I can be a total dork. Sometimes it's on accident, sometimes just for fun.

I'm always looking for a chance to prove myself, which people seem reluctant to give.

Repetitive noises bug me.

I see the potential in everything and tend to get more disappointed than I probably should when I don't see it achieved or attempted, even if it has nothing to do with me.

I'm polite and courteous.

I have two cats, Loki and Maya.

I know what I want, I know what I don't want, and I'm not afraid to say what either of those are. I just seem to be having a hard time finding it. I may not necessarily be looking for someone exactly like me. I believe having a certain amount of differences is good for balance, and can help one thrive better in a relationship, and as an individual.

Apparently, I have this amazing ability to become someone's best friend in only a few weeks.

I love animals and plan on having at least cats and/or dogs at all times of my life, so, that being said, MUST LOVE ANIMALS...Except little yappy do-er, I mean: over-glorified rats. You can hate them all you want...It may or may not be encouraged.

GIR is more than a character to me, he in himself is a philosophy. And he is awesome. :D

I don't care how much cleavage or skin you show in your pictures, or how close you stick your ass to the camera. It doesn't make you any more attractive as a person to me. Just an FYI.

I'm not looking for anything temporary.

I am loyal, understanding, and protective.

FFXI and FFXIV are amazing, and if you agree, you should totally 110% message me. I don't care who you are.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at an animal hospital as the head Veterinary Technician.

Trying to break up the monotony of life.

If there is an end to the world in our lifetime, chances are that I'll have something to do with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science, math, video games, all-around nerdiness. I love to learn about absolutely anything, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Soccer, I love all the running around craziness.

Poetry, had a brief fling with that in my junior year of highschool. Kicked ass with it, but, then totally lost all my spark for it.

Martial arts and the sword, it keeps me focused, confident, and is an awesome stress reliever. Plus it's fun :P

Taking care of people, animals, and things. No! No little informational blurb for this one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea, actually. Everyone tells me something else, not that I ask very often...Or, get told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Animorphs, The Grey Prince, The Grey King, Approaching Darkness, Into the Darkness, Through the Darkness, Beyond the Darkness, Loch, Don't Call it Paradise, Kite, The Last Dragonlord, The Dragon and the Phoenix, Jennifer Government, The Great Gatsby, The Da Vinci Code, Switchers, The Dresden Files, The Mercy Thompson Series...thats all I can remember for now.

Movies: Far too many to list them all, or even remember them, but, here we go; Reign of Fire, Boondock Saints, Kiss of the Dragon, The BBC's Planet Earth and Blue Planet, Grandma's Boy, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, Serenity, Bulletproof Monk, Jurassic Park 1 and 2 (but not so much 3), Anything with Jim Carry or Robin Williams. Eddie Izzard's stand up comedy. This requires further updating.

TV: Mythbusters, Human Target, House M.D., Dexter, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, American Dad, Lie to me, The Big Bang Theory, Bones, NCIS.

Music: Sara Bareilles, Yael Naim, Offspring, Transplant, Trapt, Linkin Park, Greenday, Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Snot, Gorillaz, Paramore, Flyleaf, Limp Bizkit, My Chemical Romance, Stone Sour, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, A Perfect Circle, Tool, ACDC, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Eve6, Godsmack, Korn, Metallica, Modest Mouse, New Found Glory, The All-American Rejects, Buckcherry, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Panic At The Disco, Bonjovi, Aerosmith, Mudvane, Nirvana, GooGoo Dolls...I'll add more later

Foods: I'll try anything once, unless it has mushrooms (yay food allergies). But, my favorites by far gotta be candy (it's at the top of the food pyramid so you know it's important), soda, and spicy foods (the hotter, the better!).

(I could update this so many times over)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Someone
2. My friends
3. Internet
4. Mountain Dew
5. Crazy/ill advised adventures
6. My morals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My brain never stops. It just doesn't. There is always some thought running through my head, and a dozen tangents to go with it. I manage to keep just about all of it in my head, but that still leaves it there to bug me.

My dreams take up a lot of my free thinking time though...No, not those dreams. The ones you have while sleeping. I always dream when I sleep, often more than one per night (depending on how much they wake me up), and I almost always remember them with most of the details. It really depends on if I take the time to reflect on them when I wake up. My dreams are always really well structured, and generally make sense...not in a reality sense, but, in a story sense. I like to wonder if they're a subconscious representation of my past, present or future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tired from work and hoping for an easy weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I set my GPS in my car to a male British voice because I thought it would make me feel like Batman or Roger Smith...It doesn't (especially when he tries to say boulevard) but, it kind of stuck so I haven't changed it. Also, he says "slip road" instead of "on/off ramp" and I think that is fantastic :).
You should message me if
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You have a witty/sarcastic/sharp-tongued sense of humor.
You can take a joke at your own expense, and laugh at your faults even if they're being intentionally blown out of proportion. Seriously people, if you can't laugh, then you can't live.

You think we have some common interests, or ideals.

You'd like to know more. (Trust me, there's tons of that)

I'm always looking for friends.