Two very important things you need to understand about me:
1) I am very sarcastic.
2) I am very, very sarcastic.
I'm also witty and punny. Some would say I'm pwitty phunny. Nobody would say I'm pwetty, hunny.
Also, if you can't appreciate the subtle humor in my username (based on my occupation; see below) we won't get along. I'm not saying my username is the greatest thing of all time, but it is a pretty good representation of my sense of humor. Stupid things like that will come at you 24/7. If you can't handle it you can't handle me.
I mean, you know, not to scare anyone off of anything. I really am pretty funny. I hear it all the time. My mirror counts, right?
Other things you need to know:
-I hate to travel
-I hate long walks on the beach
-I dislike piña coladas
-I love getting caught in the rain
-I am the exact opposite of laid back and down to earth
-I will have Baseball Roses in my wedding. If you don't like that then you won't be in my wedding.
-I'm broken; my feet smell and my nose runs
-I shower naked
-I'm a stand-up comic on the rise. I guess that makes me more of a crouching comic.
-Fish Boxer isn't just my OKC username; it is also my Twitter handle, Facebook page, phone number, email address, Xbox gamer tag, stage name, password for ALL THE THINGS, and soon to be my vanity plate. I even have a logo. I can't upload it here because I'm not in the photo.
-I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. That's why I'm here. That being said, don't be a bitch.
-You have the world's best family/friends/pets/job/car/everything. I have the worst. I'm okay with that.
-And today will be better than yesterday
(If you get that last reference I already love you. We can get married tomorrow.)