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FishBoxer

28 M Newmarket, NH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm married to my job. I'm at a point in my career where it comes before most things. I'm okay with that. I'm looking for someone who can go days at a time without needing to talk or see each other when the situation arises (often). Someone who is equally career oriented, who understands the long hours and unpredictable schedule.

If you can be like Claire on House of Cards then maybe I can be your Francis.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I am a packaging engineer. By night I am a pub quiz host and standup comedian, as time allows. By dusk and dawn I am a superhero but don't tell anyone.
I’m really good at
-Thinking like an engineer even when the situation doesn't call for it.
-Making people laugh.
-Turning any situation awkward. Sometimes on purpose and sometimes by accident.
-Entering and leaving conversations at the most awkward times
-That one sex thing that's all the rage these days. Yes, that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not crazy, I'm misunderstood.

I just farted.

Or maybe it's my giant wang.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read, watch, listen, or eat. Ever.
The six things I could never do without
ALL THE THINGS.

Instead, how about 4 cheesy pickup lines we could all do without?

1) Do you like Cheez Whiz? Because I'd like to spread you all over this cracker.
2) Are you Swiss? Because I'd like to run my tongue all over your holes.
3) You must be part cheddar because all I can see is you melting on my meat.
4) You must be Munster because I wanna eat you despite the smell.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think it's adorable when people tell me "We need to find you a girlfriend." I mean, I appreciate the gesture and all but isn't need a strong word? I've spent over 90% of my life single and I think I turned out okay.

The right relationship will enrich the lives of the people involved, but simply being in a relationship does not mean your life is automatically better. If you approach life with the mentality that you need a relationship, you will settle for whoever is willing to settle with you. I would rather get to know everyone that comes into my life and, when there is mutual interest, decide to spend more time and energy with a special someone.

The single life is not an implication of loneliness, sadness, or emptiness. Having a significant other is not a cure for nor protection from loneliness, sadness, or emptiness in your life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having hot, sweaty sex.

It still counts if it's with myself, right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am an axe murderer which apparently is not a very popular thing around these parts of the interwebz. Who knew?

But seriously, I am perhaps the most awkward person you will ever meet.

I mean, you know, assuming we meet. Also assuming you never meet my friend Will. Otherwise HE would be the most awkward person you ever meet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You aren't necessarily opposed to The End of the World as We Know it by REM as a wedding song.

So long and thanks for all the fish.