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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Single... looking to plural.

I'm kind of the guy next door. Unless you live next door to some psycho guy that makes yard art out of aluminum cans. If that's the case... I live next to THAT guy.

I don't really have any expectations here, but at the same time... I'm open to everything. (unless it involves beets. I hate beets)

I'm divorced and was married for 13 years. The saddest part of the whole thing is that she got the dog. I have visiting rights though.

I could be your knight in shining polyester. We could rule the kingdom together... while drinking wine and eating bacon all day.
What I’m doing with my life
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I like to live everyday like it was my last. So... I wake up every morning, max out all my credit cards... and make funeral arrangements.

I've had the same job for 24 years. (and they say I can't commit!) I love writing songs, playing golf and watching my Seahawks. Seldom do I do them all in the same day!
I’m really good at
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You know after you eat your sushi... and you have that one grain of rice left on your plate? I'm pretty good at picking that up with chopsticks.

... and juggling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I was on an airplane once and had to make a really tough decision. Either listen to a crying baby... or watch an Adam Sandler movie. Unfortunately, I picked the movie. ; )
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and family
Food and water
Crap... that was 7. One of you will have to go!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I was born, my parents abandoned me and left me to fend for myself in a nearby forest. I was taken in by a pack of wolves that raised me as one of their own. Several seasons and many moons went by, as they taught me to survive the cold winters, hunt and dislike Kevin Costner movies. In return, I taught them how to walk on their hind legs, urinate their names in the snow and text while driving.

I'm now ready to re-enter civilization. You might think I would be wild, but I'm really pretty tame. I am potty trained and I know how to "shake". If you can scratch me behind the ears... I'm all yours!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically not doing too much. That's why I'm here. Duh! ; )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I get into bed and the sheets are cold... I make little "snow angel" movements that warms the bed up. (just between you and me!)
You should message me if
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