Single... looking to plural.
I'm kind of the guy next door. Unless you live next door to some
psycho guy that makes yard art out of aluminum cans. If that's the
case... I live next to THAT guy.
I don't really have any expectations here, but at the same time...
I'm open to everything. (unless it involves beets. I hate
I'm divorced and was married for 13 years. The saddest part of the
whole thing is that she got the dog. I have visiting rights
I could be your knight in shining polyester. We could rule the
kingdom together... while drinking wine and eating bacon all day.
What I’m doing with my life
I like to live everyday like it was my last. So... I wake up every
morning, max out all my credit cards... and make funeral
I've had the same job for 24 years. (and they say I can't commit!)
I love writing songs, playing golf and watching my Seahawks. Seldom
do I do them all in the same day!
I’m really good at
You know after you eat your sushi... and you have that one grain of
rice left on your plate? I'm pretty good at picking that up with
... and juggling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I was on an airplane once and had to make a really tough decision.
Either listen to a crying baby... or watch an Adam Sandler movie.
Unfortunately, I picked the movie. ; )
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family
Food and water
Crap... that was 7. One of you will have to go!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I was born, my parents abandoned me and left me to fend for
myself in a nearby forest. I was taken in by a pack of wolves that
raised me as one of their own. Several seasons and many moons went
by, as they taught me to survive the cold winters, hunt and dislike
Kevin Costner movies. In return, I taught them how to walk on their
hind legs, urinate their names in the snow and text while
I'm now ready to re-enter civilization. You might think I would be
wild, but I'm really pretty tame. I am potty trained and I know how
to "shake". If you can scratch me behind the ears... I'm all yours!
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically not doing too much. That's why I'm here. Duh! ; )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I get into bed and the sheets are cold... I make little "snow
angel" movements that warms the bed up. (just between you and me!)
You should message me if
...you're trapped under something heavy and you need some help.