What am I looking for...
A smart, fun, classy, sexy (not trashy) girl to take out on fun dates, romantic dates, stupid dates, dinner dates, zoo, whatever your little heart desires. I'm not uptight, and you shouldn't be either. Someone who can communicate like a normal person....texting is not normal communication, I'm sorry. It is a supplement to normal conversation (f*** I sound old....)
What am I NOT looking for? I'm not looking for anyone who doesn't know what they want. Mean what you say, and say what you mean. I won't play games, and I won't play along with yours if that's what you're about. I am the sweetest, nicest, funnest guy you will ever meet. And if I am putting serious effort into you, the least I expect is that you won't be out "playing the field", because that's not what I do.
Excite my eyes and my brain. You don't have to be the smartest, or the prettiest, or the funnest, but a combination of a little bit of all 3 is perfect.
I'm not an uptight person, and
I'm not fancy. I would rather have a cute, natural looking girl with freckles than some "trophy" with fake teeth and a fake smile.
I like jokes meant for 6 year olds. Like, the kind that you get on a bubble gum wrapper about the chicken crossing the road. Speaking of which....
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh!
I love my dog.
I have random, wandering thoughts.
I don't have a type... Intelligence is mandatory though. I need to be able to have a conversation with you.
If you are uptight and rude, we won't get along. I like people who are chill and fun to be around... That's how I am myself.
This I like an awkward job interview, so just ask if you want to know anything.
Things I like in a woman-
Likes to laugh
Not needy, but appreciates when a guy makes an effort too
Hopefully likes to fish
Isn't a clubhopping Jersey Shore wannabe
Motivates me to be better, but points out success along the way- supportive, I guess....