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FishofMuu

28 M Tacoma, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm in a polyamorous relationship with my girlfriend. I'm mostly looking for friends on here, and we're not necessarily a 'package deal.' We both have our own set of friends, and our mutual ones as well.

Does anybody else feel like they have to try too hard not to sound self-absorbed on here? Hi, I'm Ivan. I'm not trying to sell you anything.

I'm a total glutton, and I love good food and good company to eat it with. Because of this, I learned how to cook pretty well... that doesn't mean I like cooking; it just means that I love eating enough that I didn't let my mom near the stove. If anyone wants to trade recipes or tips, I'd be more than happy to share.

I also like playing games... all kinds of games. Video games, computer games, card games, board games, role playing games.... if you want to play some L4D or TF2 sometime, let me know. Also, does anyone need an extra player for game night?

I'm an artistic person, and I like all kinds of visual art from drawings, paintings, vector art, cartoons, installation art.... Personally, I doodle a bit sometimes, but I do some digital art too. I really want to get more into body art and body painting. If you mention you do any kind of visual art, I am definitely going to make you show me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm going to school right now for database management. Exciting, right?

I'm also trying to get some of my game designs published. I have a bad habit of starting new projects before I finish old ones, though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at making stories, but terrible at writing. I'm great at cooking, although I've been a bit rusty lately. I can fold my thumb behind my index finger, and my tongue into a W. I have the uncanny ability to find things in the dark with my shins to the point where I'm considering turning the lights off to find my cell phone. Oh, and I'm also pretty decently skilled at putting my foot in my mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. It's always the first thing someone mentions about me. It... stands out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Company - A lot of people put 'friends', but I think it goes a bit beyond that. I love meeting new people, and while they are definitely not my 'friends' yet, life is so much more enjoyable with them around. I guess I get bored when I'm left alone for too long.

Games - It's how I keep myself entertained. And, as I said before, they're always more fun with a friend around.

Food - I don't mean in this in a sarcastic way.... If I didn't need food to keep myself alive, I'd still love it just as much.

Physical Affection - I loves my cuddles. I really couldn't imagine life without it. Yeah, this one seems to be overused on this site too, but..... whatever. I was liking it before it was cool, or something like that.

The Internet - I'm not going to lie... a bit addicted. What was the name of that guy in that movie? Oh, thank you, internet!

I STILL can't think of a sixth one. I dunno... opposable thumbs? They're pretty nifty, I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I should eat for dinner.
You should message me if
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Okay, if you managed to read all this, go ahead and send me a message. Yeah, I'm serious. Right now. I don't care what it says. Even if it just says 'I'm doing this because you told me to,' go click that button in the upper right. I reply to all my messages, so don't be shy.

And if I don't reply, feel free to complain to me about it. I probably just forgot.