Warning: I do not currently live in the states. I am living in
Colombia. I will not live in Colombia the rest of my life, but I am
not currently within pinching range... that being said...
Can you believe the name FishyTrishy wasn't taken? me neither! my
names not even close to Trishy... Trisha...Trishna... or
Harikrishna, and i'm not fishy... well i do like to swim a lot and
i am a bit of an ocean addict... but i mean come on, when i typed
it in and it came up free i had to take it. one fine day there is
going to be a Trisha that shall stumble upon my profile and exclaim
"aw man... why didn't i think of that!" or maybe even give a sad
sigh and mutter "i totally thought of that but didn't even try it
because i was so sure someone else would have it by now...ho-hum",
and in that moment the universe will send me a little tingly
feeling in my tummy and i will just know that i have ruined some
Trisha's day, and it will all be worth it.
i have already received a few messages asking if i am the kind of
lady-friend that likes to meet people on here to have fun naked
times on web cameras. if you are readying yourself to copy and
paste me your prepackaged "send me nudes" solicitation (who am i
kidding, like this particular type of male messenger ACTUALLY reads
profiles before sending these requests... riiiiight) i'm just gonna
go ahead and throw the answer to this sought after question out
upfront so you don't waste either of our time: yeah-no...
...apparently when i get rather deep within my own head i get
pretty creeped out by internet things like OKC, and i ponder
cynically the obnoxious truth that peoples outward appearance and
descriptions of themselves are very seldom accurate and thus should
not be trusted, then a tiny voice within my soul laughs manically
at the power i wield at times like this when i get to craft an
"about me" writing, and implant entirely from scratch a
representation of myself in the brains of other people. then an
even tinier voice that sounds suspiciously like Brad Pitt in Fight
Club, tells me i am not my khakis... and that one day i may wake up
to the fact that i have fragmented my identity beyond the
possibility of putting the scattered pieces back together into a
unified self... and that unified self never even existed in the
first place... but then my big internal voice reminds the tiny
voice, through a mouth full of oreos, that i'm not wearing khakis,
and asks if the tiny voice thinks the almond milk in the fridge has
gone bad yet.
What I’m doing with my life
swimming, hiking, reading, playing guitar, writing, hanging in
coffee shops, taking long walks, doodling, folding clothes, making
my bed, washing my body, people watching, watching depressing
documentaries online in between watching Tim and Eric, having
strange conversations with strangers on the daily, winning at games
i create in my head and compete in against strangers who don't know
i exist, and trying to remeber to feed myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
i am really tall for a female.
The six things I could never do without
i lost everything i owned up till i was 14 in a house fire, and
ever since i have really enjoyed having an extremely short
"necessary creature comforts" list. i like moving, i like fitting
everything i own on my back and setting out into a new place to
explore while seeing how little i can get away with bringing. that
being said, while doing this i have found the six things i really
would rather not do without.. for sanity purposes:
1. people who know me well enough to not need filled in on the back
context of every story or idea i want to share.
2. people who remember inside jokes.
3. a guitar to play.
4. dry clothes that are appropriate for the temperature of where i
5. food and water at adequate intervals to avoid fainting...and
6. access to books, internet, or people to stimulate new ideas and
continue learning ( that one sounds super pretentious but its so
You should message me if
You are willing to reveal to me great secrets, of high
I am living in Colombia, I enjoy writing my own thoughts, reading
the thoughts of others...I am on here because I miss being able to
be playful in my native tongue, working and living in Spanish all
the time... so guys and gals of all shapes and sizes are invited to
message if you want to just meet someone new, share a few moments,
score yourself a potential tour guide of Colombia, or score
yourself someone that you might want to hang out with when she is
state side again.