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  • Ages 20-38
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My details

Last online
Nov 15
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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I like music movies and hanging out with people. That last sentence was cliched and told you nothing. I'll try to do better.

I tend to joke a lot and make obscure references. Nothing is sacred with me and I will pretty much laugh at almost anything, although I know when to be tactful so as not to piss anyone off. I still do piss people off sometimes, but that's life.

I'm agnostic (if that matters) although I have a fairly religious background. I'm not a fan of cognitive dissonance and large parts of the bible give me indigestion. I also don't like people being judgmental of some one based on their lifestyle without actually getting to know the person first. I've found I have more in common with the heathens than I ever did with the cloistered members of the God's army. I don't hold being Christian (or anything else for that matter) against people and try my best not to deconvert anyone, although if you get in a debate with me, I may accidentally do so. I apologize in advance.

I try my best to be friendly and help others out when possible. I'm also nocturnal by nature and keep late hours, usually working on music or writing. I'm monogamist by nature but not really looking to find a wife and start popping out babies right now. I'll settle for a nice dating relationship and then see where things go.

Fistfullofmicah is also a handsome, if Wookie-esque specimen, of charming manliness. Rawr, ladies.

I am Witty, Relaxed, and smart.
What I’m doing with my life
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I plan on going back for my Masters in Music composition soon. I also do freelance music work and used to DJ. I'll probably start DJing again as soon as I get a working laptop, but don't worry: I'm not the pretentious south beach type of ass. I tend to do down tempo music, trip hop and dancy stuff that isn't House music.

When I write music it tends to be classical, post rock, or trip hop. If you don't know what those terms mean, don't worry about it. I'm not the kind of guy who wigs out because you don't appreciate his brand of neo post punk folk electronica.

I actually just finished an album called Music for Pretty Colors under the artist name Mr. Maxwell that is available on Itunes and Amazon. The style I went for on it was Steampunk. Why Steampunk? Because no one has any real way to define what it sounds like.

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at music (writing and playing it)
I'm good at watching and critiquing movies.
I'm a decent cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have bright green eyes and tend to joke. I've also been told I'm well spoken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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the Complete works of HP Lovecraft, I am America and so can you, Tolkien, anything by Dennis Miller, anything by Dave Barry, various comic books. I've been reading the Dresden Files lately and anything Steampunk. George Mann, Neil Gaiman, and Jim Butcher have been on the read list.

I like almost any movie. I'm not a fan of slashers or overly cheesy romances but anything else is fair game. I tend to gravitate towards heist movies, zombie movies, kung fu action movies, and anything smartly written.

I listen to all music. I'm not joking.

I will eat just about anything, I'm not picky at all. I tend to gravitate towards greek, chinese, or japanese food. I have attempted to make sushi a few times and it's not an understatement that I've butchered that endeavor every attempt. The only things I tend to avoid are vegan soy based stuff. I can appreciate your need to avoid exploiting animals, but I have no personal need to partake in your dining faire.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, My computer (that I write music on), Books, coffee, Beer, and morosemocha. She threatened to beat me with the cat if I didn't put her here. (Say what you will, but the cat is a frightening weapon.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing better music so I can land a decent contract job and get in a good university for my Masters. I also tend to think a lot about people and how they react to me and situations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably home but I like to hit a pub with friends on occasion. If no friends are available I go home and watch TV. Fridays are my veg night. I'm a big fan of House and Lie to Me so I'm usually watching them on the DVR. If I'm not catching up on tv and actually want to be productive, I'm probably working on more music. (This album won't finish itself.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Shiny Toy Guns and hate myself for it. The they got rid of Carah Charnow after the first album and sucked. Now I like her new band Versant and actually don't hate myself as much for it.
You should message me if
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you can string words together in proper sentences and aren't annoying. Any use of "U" "2" or any other mutant word variation pretty much puts you on my crap list. Other than that feel free to IM me if you are bored. These damn profiles make it nearly impossible to get a feel for people and definitely don't make for good ice breakers. (You like movies, music, and food? Holy crap! So do I!)