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FiveBees

28 M Detroit, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Probably like you, I'm stitching together adulthood little by little, step by step, piece by ill fitting little piece. I've spent a lot of time developing myself, and learning how to be the most positive influence in others lives I can be. The best part of that journey is that it will never be finished. I'm doing what I love, professionally and personally, giving the benefit of the doubt, and avoiding growing up too much in the process.

So! Easily consumed bullet points:

*Talker
*Humanist
*Scifi/fantasy/comic book nerd
*Connoisseur of bad taste
*Open minded
*Bleeding heart
*Softy for animals great and small
*Enjoyer of all things silly/preposterous/strange
*"It followed my home, can I keep it?" Sums up a lot of my life choices
*If a Boyz II Men song comes on, I will lip sync serenade you, regardless of location
*Impulse buyer/doer
*Nature boy
*Ready for adventure at moments notice
*Loves his career
*Loves his enormous dog
*Baggage free and keeping it that way
*A bit of a gigglepuss

I trust people easily and like to find the best in them. My career has afforded me the opportunity to meet a huge variety of people in the last few years, and it's been an amazing experience thus far. That's also a big reason why I'm here. I like being able to meet people I wouldn't get the chance to otherwise, and learning all I can from them. I like hearing stories and telling my own. I like staying up late, guilty pleasures, afternoon adventures, and being with someone I can be completely ridiculous with. I like trusting people. I'm impulsive, silly, and an optimist, even though I should probably know better.

And just so you have a positive association with my profile, here's a video of the happiest pug puppy in the world:

http://youtu.be/D_W202b1Ltk
What I’m doing with my life
I live in a mitten and am plugging away at nursing school while working on the physical rehab unit at a hospital. Though I love my field, coffee doesn't get to the chance to leave my system much. In a past life (about five years ago) I finished my degree in English and Linguistics. Other than that I like to sneak in adventures whenever and where ever I can. I love new places and new faces.
I’m really good at
Winning arguments in my head, empathizing, communicating with animals, weazing the juice, 90's trivia, silly dreams, pretending like I'm not upset when I accidently buy the reduced fat chips ahoy when actually I am, hugging dogs, thinking like my pet when I go to the pet store so I can pick out the best toy for him/her
The first things people usually notice about me
My gorgeously firm and toned personality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
American Gods, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Perdido Street Station, A Song of Ice and Fire, Me Talk Pretty One Day (or anything by David Sedaris), The Little Prince, Ready Player One, Snow Crash, Harry Potter everything, The Diamond Age, The Foundation, Middlesex, Dune, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Movies:
In Bruges, Old Boy, The Fifth Element, WALL-E, The Iron Giant, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Cabin In the Woods, Aliens, Django Unchained, Drive, Moon, Pacific Rim, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Frozen like once a week

Shows:
Sherlock, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Star Trek, Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, Sifl and Olly, The Kids in The Hall, Attack on Titan, Community, Pete and Pete, Rick and Morty, The Wire

Music:
Scissor Sisters, Lord Huron, Avett Brothers, Snow Patrol, Passion Pit, The xx, The Naked and Famous, Young the Giant, Old Crow Medicine Show, Bombay Bicycle Club, The Whitest Boy Alive, Pretty Lights, Tegan and Sara, The Silversun Pickups, The Rocket Summer, Band of Horses, M|O|O|N, Huey Lewis and The News, Paul Simon, Two Door Cinema Club, MGMT, Jackie Wilson, The Roots, Sigur Ros, Alanis Morissette, Dragonette, Jamiroquai, Ryan Adams, Stars, The Head and The Heart, Glen Hansard, The Album Leaf. Does anyone actually stick to certain genres? I hope not.

Food:
Anything fast, fried, frosted, or asian. Take my hand, lets get fat together
The six things I could never do without
Animals
Silliness
GPS
Ear Plugs
Nostalgia
Cookies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Rewording songs on the radio to make them sound like they're about my dog, so I can sing them to him when I get home. Seriously, one time I forgot to go to a doctors appointment because I got too wrapped up in that while driving back from work.
On a typical Friday night I am
This is a weird one to answer, I don't know what a typical day is. Is that a good thing?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My spirit animal is Fabio

I also get really, really upset when people tap on the glass on animal habitats. Seriously, how would you like it if strangers were knocking on YOUR windows to get your attention to take a picture, huh?

I love being in airports. I think I associate them with adventure. And Cinnabon.

Also, you know the expression "putting the cart before the horse"? For years I thought that meant you were like... presenting the cart to the horse, thus confusing the horse because it doesnt understand what a cart is. I now know its a much simpler and less stupid expression
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're the cat's pajamas, the bee's knees, the caterpillar's spats, or any combination thereof

Disney movies are a thing for you

You're secretly a mermaid

You have ancient wisdom

You're a pillow fort architect

You're not easily offended/phased

The phrase "valar morghulis" is meaningful to you

You can teach me to love via upbeat show tunes and dancing

You can use a little more nerdiness in your life

A night in making fun of bad movies and cuddling sounds like wonderful date idea to you.

I'm seriously not looking to hook up with anyone, nor am I making any decisions based on appearance alone. I'd prefer to find someone I can be with for the long term. My schedule is crazy right now, and will be for a while, but I can always find time for the right person.

Also, I'm sure you're great, but please, no couples/poly/otherwise "available" people. It's not for me.