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I am weird, zany, and damned sarcastic

Fiveby5

28 / m / straight / Single

Johannesburg, South Africa

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Ethnicity N/A

Height 5' 7" (1.72m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)

Smokes Yes

Drinks Often

Drugs Never

Religion Agnosticism and laughing about it

Sign Taurus and it's fun to think about

Education Graduated from college/university

Job Entertainment / Media

Income N/A

Kids Likes children

Pets N/A

Languages English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly)

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My self-summary

I'm a sarcastic, crazy guy who constantly throws out one-liners and loves joking around with friends.

I'm a designer, so I guess I'm a little arty. Love playing games, and going out for coffee with friends.

Apart from that, I tend to make fun out of everything I see, hear, smell, feel... y'know. Everything.

What I'm doing with my life

NO MORE STUDYING!!! I now have my degree and am a professional designer (although I was before I got my degree anyhow :D) Fun times are abound, and I'm getting to do all the things I've always wanted to do! like getting my tattoos (finally!!) and pretty much delving into life again.

I'm really good at

Making people laugh, design, and games. Am a master at talking nonsense too, and reciting lines from movies.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

Hmmm. I like to talk. Alot. seriously, if I get started I don't shut up, but it helps making people feel at ease with me, and vice versa.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books? damn. I remember those!!....

Long standing faves like Aliens and Terminator 2 still are the only films I watch... I guess Simpsons and Futurama don't count, but I spends a lot of time watching those as well. Hell I just love comedy !

Music taste has regressed now. I'm completely into Garbage again (but then I always was!) Currently faves tho are Sum41, Billy Talent American Hi-Fi, Greenday, Powerman5000 and still switching between The Used and the soundtracks to Full Metal Panic 2 and Final Fantasy X. I'm on an oldies trip lately tho, constantly listening to Queen and other REALLY old music. Although I still make time to listen to the Final Fantasy Advent Children soundtrack, and some house music. Although it must be said, I am completely nuts about Billy Talent II... Best damned album EVER!!

Hmm as for food.... I'll pretty much eat anything if I feel like it (sometimes the weird cravings kick in like Fries dipped in Milkshake), except for raw tomato... me and Raw Tomato just don't see eye to eye....

The six things I could never do without

1. My Friends 2. My Family 3. My Sense of Humour 4. My Lip Balm 5. My Cellphone 6. My Wallet

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What else? life, friends and family.

On a typical Friday night I am

Out for Coffee or at the movies. Laughing at strangers. Laughing at my friends. Just laughing. Laughing about laughing.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I consider the commentary tracks on the Simpsons and Futurama DVDs to be my friends... yeah. :D

You should message me if

You want to make a friend! Entertain yourself. Entertain me. Whatever works. :)

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