Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Fizzbang

36 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
News Flash: Beloved Adventurer Returns From Flight Of Fancy!

The Place: Baltimore, City of Charm and Commotion!
The Time: Now, the Ever-Changing Present!

For the first time in years, the eccentric writer and adventurer known to millions by the nom du net "Fizzbang" has returned to civilization once more! Children sang and flowers burst into bloom as his air-yacht set down on the peak of the Washington Monument -- built by the first president himself as a memorial to the intrepid explorer, whose coming had been predicted by Washington's personal team of oracles and constitutional futurologists.

The great man had last departed four years ago, bound to explore the deepest reaches of the hollow earth and to ensure a union with the bizarre yeti-men that reside therein. To a grateful nation, he produced a signed peace accord, written on the finest yeti-hide; proof of the yetis' goodwill, and also of their strange, heathen burial customs. At last, America and Undermerica stand united against the fearsome Wormmunist Republic of Marsylvania!

When asked what riches he had brought those perilous, inverted shores, he replied only, "Wisdom."

In the reverent silence that followed, he produced a string of wisdom teeth, tooth after knobby tooth glinting in the warm sunlight. The crowd's horror soon turned to delight as he popped one into his own mouth, explaining that they were only tooth-shaped mints, a candied delicacy he had come to appreciate in the yetis' subterranean flavor-dens. Surely, the teeth's tiny, golden fillings were merely a fanciful decoration. OR WERE THEY?

After further retelling sof his epic adventures, the man Mark Twain once nicknamed "the Kind Viking" was awarded the Congressional Medal of Astonishment, the highest honor the nation can bestow on a semi-fictional civilian. Before retiring to his stately animatronic mansion, he offered one final piece of advice to the assembled throng:

"Life demands a story, but every tale is a half-truth at best - so make sure yours is wholly entertaining!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Designing, writing, drawing, gaming, animating, improvising, hiking, camping, adventuring, talking, listening, and exploring. That just about covers it all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking and listening in equal measure. Being silly and helping you do the same. Making and playing games of all sorts. Connecting unrelated ideas to make a beautiful contraption.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. My clothes. My smile, either on my lips or in my eyes. My hair down to there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Alice in Wonderland, Terry Pratchett when he's not too silly, Neil Gaiman when he's not too serious, Neal Stephenson when he's not too long-winded, Bill Willingham, and other books where reality isn't quite what it seems.

Movies: Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Big Fish, Inception. And, just for its ridiculous sense of style, Scott Pilgrim

Shows: I don't watch a lot of television, but some things are to well-written to miss - Community, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Better Off Ted. Also surreal comedy of any sort, like The Mighty Boosh or Garth Marenghi's Dark Place .

Music: Any strange mix of styles, from Japanese noise-punk (Peelander-Z), to goth swing music (Lee Press-On and the Nails), to Siberian surf-rock (Red Elvises), and all sorts of mashups (DJ Earworm). If it combines two or more strange elements that don't normally get along, I probably like it.

Foods: Sushi (unagi and tamagoe), Indian food (especialy malai kofta and garlic naan), a good caesar salad with anchovies, and just about anything spicy and savory.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sketchbook and pencil: My analog palmtop, it's great for making impromptu art or stories when the mood strikes me.

Communication: Whether it's talking face-to-face in a dark room or chatting online from across the world, communication is vital.

Friends: Always another viewpoint to understand, and usually some damned fine stories to share. And even better ones to be made with them!

Luck: Never leave home without it! A little bit of luck makes everything work out better.

Optimism: For when the luck isn't quite working, this helps keep me going until it kicks in again.

And, of course, creativity: Without it, everything would be so dull. Don't trust anyone who's always bored: it just means they aren't creative enough to make their own fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Far too many things: art, storytelling, spirituality, game design, balance, comedy, thought, meta-thought, and meta-meta-thought (time and recursion permitting).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Adventuring, whether it's at a club watching a show, on a road trip, or celebrating with friends. Consistent weekly plans are for suckers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't generally worry about the whole "Too Much Information" thing. Also, I'm not circumcised.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're looking for some adventure and you think you're interesting enough to add something to the story.

If you've got a good sense of humor. If you read through this whole profile. If you're a yeti from the hollow earth. If you know how to properly use an apostrophe.