I am an riddle, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in an enigma.
I have trouble not expressing every emotion I have the moment I have it. I'm a bit of a cynic.
I'm a hopeless romantic.
I will always believe in the happy ending.
I am not above making a fool of myself for love.
I have loved and lost and learned to tell the tale.
I dance, I run marathons, I do yoga, I bedazzle things.
I am lying about one of the hobbies above.
I have found Carmen Sandiego.
I have a style that could best be described as vintage. Think Joan from Mad Men
You are some combination of the things above.
You can appreciate/make a good "that's what she said joke".
You know when not to make a "that's what she said joke".
You make me laugh.
You either don't care that much about sports or accept that I don't and don't make me go to/watch games.
You are loyal and honest.
You will let me eat all the lemon sour patch kids.
You don't run away during the hard parts.
You're not looking to jump into anything just cause and you're not interested in settling, but you're ready for something real.
You're not interested in playing games.
Just an FYI: I know this is going to burn some of you out there, but I'm 100% a city person, so if you're in the burbs, I'm not going to be interested. I figure it's better to save us both time.