Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a ball of contradictions.
I am an riddle, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in an enigma.
I have trouble not expressing every emotion I have the moment I
have it. I'm a bit of a cynic.
I'm a hopeless romantic.
I will always believe in the happy ending.
I am not above making a fool of myself for love.
I have loved and lost and learned to tell the tale.
I dance, I run marathons, I do yoga, I bedazzle things.
I am lying about one of the hobbies above.
I have found Carmen Sandiego.
I have a style that could best be described as vintage. Think Joan
from Mad Men
You are some combination of the things above.
You can appreciate/make a good "that's what she said joke".
You know when not to make a "that's what she said joke".
You make me laugh.
You either don't care that much about sports or accept that I don't
and don't make me go to/watch games.
You are loyal and honest.
You will let me eat all the lemon sour patch kids.
You don't run away during the hard parts.
You're not looking to jump into anything just cause and you're not
interested in settling, but you're ready for something real.
You're not interested in playing games.
Just an FYI: I know this is going to burn some of you out there,
but I'm 100% a city person, so if you're in the burbs, I'm not
going to be interested. I figure it's better to save us both time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being responsible for educating the youth of America. I suggest you
all emigrate now!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Faking Irish accents, dancing, singing, dropping things, misplacing
something I set down just a moment ago, using other people's lines
as my own, sneaking in a musical theater reference, sleeping,
getting roped into crazy endevours. Life is all about the
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair and my slightly vintage style. I tend to stand out, so I
guess I'll never make it as a secret agent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love anything written by David Sedaris and Bill Bryson. Recently
read The Passage. I thought it was going to be a stupid boy book,
but it was amazing. Catch-22. Everything Jane Austen.
All time happy place movie is The Princess Bride. Also, love A
League of Their Own (what woman my age doesn't?), Love Actually,
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, Royal Tennenbaums, Big Lebowski,
TV Shows- West Wing, The Office when it was still good, Walking
Dead, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Survivor, other tacky guilty pleasure
shows I'm too embarrassed to admit (though none of them involve the
New Jersey shore or a family with a last name that starts with K- I
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends and family- they are incredibly wonderful and
supportive and have gotten me through things I wouldn't have
survived on my own.
2. Sleep- seriously, I get cranky without it
3. Passion- yes I wear my heart on my sleeve and yes that gets me
into trouble sometimes, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
4. Bacon- no explanation necessary.
5. Indoor plumbing- this gal does not go for the camping stuff, but
you go and have fun and tell me about it when you get back.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh lordy, the things I think . . . I'm gonna go ahead and leave
just a little mystery.
Ok, here's one. Why does the midol bottle say that you should not
take it if you have an enlarged prostate? When the real question
is, why are you using midol if you have a prostate? (actually I
learned the answer to that one)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
claiming that I am going to have a quiet night in, and then not. I
am easily swayed. Or actually having a quiet night in and falling
asleep by 9:30.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have tried out for Survivor. Twice.
I kind of love watching TLC sometimes because whatever I may be,
I'm not those people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are utterly dazzled by my charm and wit, or you know,
Also, it has recently been brought to my attention that I tend to
go for guys with a bit of a hipster bent. Not full time hipster,
more like weekends and holidays hipster. Perhaps that describes
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