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29 M Newark, DE

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Last Online
Today – 1:43pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
I apologize for the terrible profile photo, but being damn near Amish when it comes to appearing on film means I don't have many candid shots.

Part time father ( shared custody with the mother) who enjoys my work as an environmental consultant. When I don't have parenting duties, I often get roped into working late - so to have a good reason to not work late is kinda why I am here (looking for cool woman to spend time with!).

Total nerd for many things Sci-fi, and as a male born in the 80's I also dig me some video games (sorry). As the weather gets better I also enjoy going for hikes or simple day trips out in the woods. And if I am not in huge hurry, I will break out my camera while hiking; but only if stopping every 3 feet to take a photo is an acceptable pace. I'm not one for crowds. I am more of a low key bar for good conversation kind of guy.

Definitely looking for someone to spend my free time with, to laugh with, to keep me in line, etc... The heart of it all, looking for a woman whose voice I can listen to and instantly feel better on the shittiest day; whether she is telling me about her day or just reading the phone book. I am also looking for someone to help me with my goal of bettering myself and getting healthy. This is mainly geared towards being an adult and eating vegetables of some sort....
What I’m doing with my life
Working as an environmental consultant and trying to figure the exact limits of my working theory that anything with more than 4 appendages should be killed with fire.

And having a hard time getting my social life going again. I'm not afraid to put myself out there, I'm just getting tired of coming back empty handed heh.
I’m really good at
Finding (and subsequently giggling at) something suggestive in the most innocuous of statements. Seriously, its going to get me in trouble one of these days I know it.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I have one hell of a ginger beard....until I have to shave...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Eclectic- see below.

Books: Schismatrix Plus, Neuromancer, Forever War, Eon, Iduro, Cryptnomicon, Zodiac, Snow Crash, Diamond Age, Canticle for Leibowitz, Galapagos.

Movies: Shawshank, Casino, Goodfellas, Fifth Element, Blade Runner, Die Hard, Ace Ventura, Zoolander, Hot Shots, Wayne’s World (lived off this movie), Super Troopers, Step brothers, Talladega Nights, Get Smart, Anchorman, anything Tarantino, Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery trying to be Russian…hell yeah ha), Kelley’s Heroes, Dark Knight Trilogy, Iron Man, Resident Evil, The Jackal, Man on Fire, Book of Eli, American Gangster, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Music: Definitely mood based, hence the eclectic nature of this list. I listen to Pandora almost exclusively now at work so it has allowed me to find even more random artists. Boards of Canada, Bonobo, Massive Attack, Ulrich Schnauss, M83,Wax Tailor, MF Doom, Thavius Beck, The Grouch, People Under the Stairs, Living Legends, Fear Factory, Slipknot (I know I’m immature for liking them…),Devil Driver, Stabbing Westward, Nine Inch Nails, Megadeth, Metallica, Manson, Motorhead, Sepultura, Blur, Filter, Cage the elephant.

Food: Pretty diverse, always up for Mexican though. I have one rule for beer: the darker the better.

TV Shows: 30 Rock, The League, IT Crowd, Tosh.0, @Midnight, Key and Peele Top Gear UK, Hell’s Kitchen, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Fringe, Futurama, Family Guy, Bob’s Burgers, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Archer, Metalocalypse, Venture Brothers, MST3K. Anything with snark and sarcasm.

I'm trying to get back into board games, be it Risk, Scrabble, or Settlers of Catan.
The six things I could never do without
My book collection
Winter/Rainy weather
The hope of returning to the Pacific Northwest (Assuming its not irradiated)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How did I end up in a field where i work out doors when I hate bugs....

My spring road trip to Maine.

That the bird is the word.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have the kid Friday nights and alternating weekends, so on a given Friday I am most likely watching a Shrek movie...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm incredibly self conscious about eating around other people, and it's probably my biggest source of anxiety about dating.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- you can show me how to braid hair, seriously I have no idea how you ladies do it, and I need to do my daughter's hair ha!

- you can tolerate someone who is prone to cursing enough to make a sailor blush

- you know a good low key place to grab a drink

- you are down for board gaming or watching marathons on Netflix

- you like to snuggle up while watching movies

- to prove me wrong that a woman would never message first.