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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:32pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm fun, caring, sensitive, spontanious, funny, weird, silly, friendly, geeky, nerdy, an asshole, and generally a nice guy (did those just cancel each other?)... But you know you love it. and I do too :)

so i guess you probably want a little info about me.

I'm a pretty laid back guy, and have a very good temper... it takes tons to irk me... and a lot more to piss me off.

I enjoy listening more than talking, but I can hold up my end of the conversation too... when times call for it.

I Love hugs and cuddles!

I don't think about sex as often as most guys, and my life is not run by sex, in fact.. i'de almost go as far as to say I dislike sex.


So far, I have caught 2 of ? OkCupid EasterEggs. I won't ruin their locations if your trying to collect them all too. But here is the list of the ones i've caught so far:

1) Foo!
2) When I masturbate I think about:

I am random, weird, and ammusing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a computer tech and consultant. I am also a network and server engineer and administrator. I've always had a knack for it and it's sorta my way of telling society to screw itself.

Due to complications (read my 'most private thing' section) I am unable to hold a 9 to 5 job, so it works out great for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything that has electricity flowing through its.... erm... veins... or something. (in the words of dilbert "I have the knack")

Cooking... almost everything. I've never screwed up a 'winged' dish... I tend to only screw up food if I try to follow instructions. If I just grab the ingredients and throw caution to the wind.. I make awesomeness.

Board Games/Table Top RPGs

Making people Laugh / Feel Better.

Picking up other people's emotions.

Coloring inside the lines... errr
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm friendly, caring and cuddly, but piss me off and i'll be your personal asshole for life. That noted, as I said earlier, it takes A LOT to piss me off. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A: Conquerors' Pride, Conquerors' Heritage, Conquerors' Legacy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shiloh, Shiloh Season, Saving Shiloh, Anything Fearstreet :P (Favorites included The Thrill Club, Suprise Party, Cat, and Silent Night) It's probably really geeky of me but d20 Modern, d20 Future, all Dungeons and Dragons Core Books.

B: A Walk to Remember, Alien Cargo, Army of Darkness, Bewitched, The Boondock Saints, Collateral, Contact, Cube, Cube 2: Hypercube, Cube 3: Cube Zero, Dodgeball, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Event Horizon, eXistenZ, The Fifth Element, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Firewall, Gattaca, Hackers, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Hot Chick, Inside Man, Kentucky Fried Movie, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Pow, Life or Something Like It, Mean Girls, Memento, Monty Python Movies, Not Another Teen Movie, Office Space, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Power of One, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Runaway Jury, Saw, Saw II, Serenity, She's the man, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth, Spanglish, Spiderman, Stargate, Sweet November, Take Down, The Terminal, The Thirteenth Floor, The Time Machine (2002), The Truman Show, Twister, Wedding Crashers, Tons of others, I love movies! oh and ... any B movie, if it makes me laugh... well Basicly anything. Only thing I dislike is strait up gore. ... ooh oooh Lord of the G-String and SpiderBabe (just fast-forward through the porn stuffs, the movies are hillarious by themselves)

C: Anything but Rap/Hiphop, My favorite is Evolving Techno/Trance.. but my tastes are as wide spread as Orgy, Dj Tiesto, Linkin Park, Enya... I tend to listen to Sky.FM Smooth Jazz, and Philisomatica radio stations.

D: I'm alergic to Sodium Cassinate III (Milk/Cheese/Butter/Whip Cream/Non-Dairy Creamer (pretty much everything)) But I love Stuffed Crust Pizza, Grilled Cheese, and ANYTHING italian. I love trying new foods. I really love Sushi (Nigiri and Maki) Smoked Tuna, Avacado and Flying Fish Caviar Sushi = MMMMMMM!

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E: (Tv Shows): Angel ,Braniac, Criss Angel MindFreak, Dead Like Me, EUReKA, Family Guy, FireFly, Good Eats, Heroes, Hex, Iron Chef America, LOST, MythBusters, Scrubs, Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Stella, Strange Days at Blake Holsey High, Will & Grace.

F: (Anime) Lucky Star, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Cowboy BeBop, Pani Poni Dash, I used to like Naruto (japanese version) but I havn't watched it in well over 2 years. There's more but I don't recall the names at this time.

G: (Games) Final Fantasy: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, X, and X-2 I'm not a fan of 8, 11 online, 12. Chrono Trigger & Chrono Cross, StarOcean: Till the End of Time. Super Mario RPG. Zelda: the Original, "A Link to the Past", "Ocarina of Time", "Wind waker", "Four Swords". Frequency, Amplitude, HalfLife, Halflife 2, Portal, Blue Dragon, Guitar Hero/Rockband, Eve Online

H: (Non-Electronic Games) Scrabble, Risk, Risk: 2210, Stratego: Legends, Chess, Tabletop Gaming (Dungeons and Dragons, d20 Modern, d20 Future, d20 Past, d20 Apocalypse, Whitewolf (world of darkness), d20 Cyberscape, Rifts/Paladiums), UNO
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Love 2) Friends 3) Comedy 4) Electronics 5) Food 6) Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is wrong with life and the way we live it... and why 'Nair for Facial Hair' has a warning.. that says.. "Do not use on face"!?

My comedy and what people would think is hillarious.. vs. mearly funny.

Love and My friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, Kicking back with a movie, Sleeping, Gaming, Playing Bored Games, etc. etc. etc. (pretty much anything)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a terminal illness, in the weakest sense of the words (a cancer patient on his/her death bed would muster the energy to punch me if they heard me say it.)

I have Progressing Ulcers lining my stomach and entire digestive track and have aprox 5 years left +/- 1 year depending on diet. My doctors and gastroenterologists have tried every treatment short of cutting my digestive system out and replacing it with a pvc pipe running from my mouth to the other end.

I spend alot of time in the bathroom. :(
I do smoke ocationally to calm the major cramps I get (I do not enjoy it)

So yeah, if you can't deal with the thought of someone like me, best to stop reading and go back to looking at your matches, i wish you the best of luck and hope you find great friends and/or the love of your life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are friendly, silly, random, and/or awesome (and have read my 'most private thing' section).

Or, if your not in the mood to message me, you can find me Flash21isme on AIM and YAHOO and GereBear -a-t- hotmail -dot- com for LIVE/MSN.