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Flash_GordonX

23 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I love to make people happy
I will eat just about anything.
I will do stupid things every once in a while just for fun, especially harmless pranks.
My two tattoos are probably the coolest things ever.
I'm very thoughtful and zone out from time to time.
I unfortunately end up being the nice guy who finishes last, but I trudge onward, hoping for the best.
I enjoy playing video games thoroughly, and speaking with concise diction. Occasionally throwing in olde English here and there is rather fun as well.
Fixing computers and electronics is super fun for me.
Talk to me! You won't regret it!
Also:
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What I’m doing with my life
Taking classes to get into the Sonography program at ACC and working here and there on the side for some money. I feel like I've finally found what I want to do, so thats a nice feeling.
I’m really good at
Cooking.
Giving Massages.
Making people laugh and smile. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I am quite tall, I have a beautiful beard, I wear funny t-shirts, my laugh is incredibly loud and sometimes obnoxious, and I am almost always smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I swear by the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Dresden Files, Ender's Game series, Enders Shadow series, and all of the Dune novels, by both Frank Herbert and his son.

Movies/TV: Scott Pilgrim vs. the world, Tropic Thunder, Shooter, Avatar, Constantine, Dexter, Falling Skies, Burn Notice, Boston Legal, Firefly/Serenity, Hot Shots: Part Deux, Superbad, The Matrix, The Fifth Element, lots others. You name it, I probably enjoyed it.

Music: Basically anything . I LOVE metal and heavy punk rock, country isn't really my cup of tea, but i can tolerate it for a little while. Love Jazz and classical.

Food: BBQ, Italian, Home-style, pretty much anything that tastes good :P
The six things I could never do without
Soccer, BBQ, Football, Sweet Tea, my friend Clay, & my family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My friends, ways I can make myself not forget about stuff, goofy pranks I can pull off at work on unsuspecting customers, and how I can make my two little sister's lives just a little bit harder in a kind and goofy way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either Hanging out with friends and looking for a place to go to meet new people, or chilling at home playing with friends via skype.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been treated for brain cancer P.S. It's all gone now :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are awesome, brave, and you know what this is from. "If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you are going to burn in the special level of hell, reserved for child molesters and people that talk in the theater."