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FlatulentFox

29 M Billings, MT

My Details

Last Online
Jun 27, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Commence narcissistic babbling!

I'm a tall, attractive twenty-something with a dry, often twisted sense of humor. I am a geek in every sense of the word, but mostly a car, computer, electronic, movie, music, and literary geek. I try to be as open-minded, forgiving, and generous as I can, which can be difficult when people tend to use, abuse, and take advantage of you. But I try to stay optimistic.

I have a growing concern that this country and this world are running themselves into the ground in many, many ways. I've been thinking about what can really be done about it, but as I see all the greed, hate, and idiocy that exist, I wonder if it's even worth bothering. But that's just my existential ramblings.

I'm not normally one to see any credibility in personality tests or that sort of hokum, but they keep telling me I'm bordering between INTP and INTJ. If you don't know what that means, then disregard. But in essence, I'm an strong idealist and a deep thinker.

In any case, I honestly can't tell you what I'm looking for in a person, but I'll know it when I see it. I used to think I knew what I wanted in someone, but then I kept meeting unbelievably awesome people who didn't fit my supposed criteria, so I finally threw it out the window. So tell ya what: lemme buy ya a drink, and we can chat and see if there's any chemistry. If not, at least you got a free drink and possibly a new friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Rethinking it. Fighting it. Living it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can fix anything. Much like Anakin Skywalker, minus some of the mood swings and whiny bitchiness. Also, philosophizing, even moreso with a drink in hand. Love to sing and do whenever possible. Can quote many, many movies. A little too good with innuendo, and can twist anything into a that's-what-she-said joke.

Always thought I should get a job coming up with names for pornos, such as Sir Lawrence of My Labia, The Gaytrix, Lord of the Nipple-Rings: The Two Silicone Towers, Charlie and the Fudge Packing Factory, and so forth.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The copious amounts of innuendo that flow from my mouth, and that my facial hair style changes regularly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Literature: Catch-22, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, anything by Donald Westlake.
Movies: Bullitt, The Great Escape, The Matrix, V for Vendetta, Cloud Atlas, Fight Club, any Monty Python flicks, The Big Lebowski and any other Coen brothers movies, the original un-fucked-with Star Wars episodes IV, V, and VI. George Lucas can kiss my shiny metal ass for the abominations that are the new episodes.
TV Shows: Top Gear, South Park, Futurama, the first 7 seasons of The Simpsons, M*A*S*H, MST3k, The Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Dexter, House MD, Buffy, FIREFLY! Can you tell I'm a sucker for some Joss Whedon?
Music: Pretty much anything 1940s-1980s. And some contemporary techno here and there. Love me some Beatles, or Queen, or Daft Punk.
Food: EVERYTHING DELICIOUS, AND EVEN SOME THINGS THAT AREN'T! However, recently discovered I'm allergic to both gluten and dairy, and it's kind of cramping my gluttonous style.

Stolen poetry:
My soul is wrapped in harsh repose
Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes
But soft... behold!
A sunlight beam
Budding a swath of glimmering gleam.
My heart expands,
'tis grown a bulge in it,
Inspired by your beauty effulgent.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet, cats, midget porn, alcohol, bacon, the mathematical constant of the golden ratio, fractals, I think that's it...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I can't sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the hammock or the porch swing with a beer or margarita.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This one time, at band camp, I gave someone a rusty trombone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like Huey Lewis and The News.