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23 Armadale, Australia Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 28
Straight, Heteroflexible
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
EDIT: Gluh this profile is old and that photo is old although I guess I still look like that so maybe I'm a vampire? Who knows?

UniMelb computer science, huge nerd, Oxford comma user (sometimes), left-wingish-a-bit sorta, living in a one-bedroom flat in Armadale like the adult I'm doing a decent job at pretending to be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently part-way through a Bachelor's of Science. Computer Science, or, as I prefer to call it, Classy Science. Because programming. There's these things in programming called classes. It's funny, I promise.

Long-term goal is to get me some fancy letters behind my name and stuff, and shake those in the face of employers, taunting them until they decide to shower me in money. Or maybe academia? Not sure, but teaching/research would be cool. Mainly research, though. I couldn't teach myself out of a paper bag.

Short-term goal is to get out of bed. I am bad at getting out of bed. This is not my fault, as bed is comfy, and the world is kinda non-comfy, you know?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maths and tech, though one might suppose that from the whole Computer Science thing. Just... don't ask me to fix a thing. I am bad at fixing things, and tend to break tech gear. Call it fate, call it karma.

Beyond that... Lewd jokes, dad jokes, but not lewd dad jokes because that'd be weird. Catching public transport? Missing flu vaccinations? Are those things one can be good at? Board games. Procrastinating. Listening to podcasts while doing the dishes. Yakking on for ages about things I know nothing about. Setting off fire alarms while cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently, my accent. I don't know why, as I'm Australian born and raised, but some people think I'm English. What bollocks!

But probably also the glasses. Or the hair being all foofy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't read much! This is one of my greatest shames. I blame reddit. However, the collected works of Pratchett is on the list of things to read when I have the time.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey is something I'll defend to my death, even if it's a terrible film (fantastic sci-fi, terrible film). Recently saw Interstellar, though. Should you admit on dating sites that a film almost made you cry? No? Ah, shit.

Television: Hannibal unexpectedly captured my interest. Is that a red flag? Maybe. Homeland was a somewhat guilty pleasure, but it kinda got vapid in much the same way Dexter did. House of Cards, yada yada. Drama and such.

Music: The Correspondents are pretty awesome. Check 'em out. But yeah, anything that isn't, say, country death metal. LCD Soundsystem will forever hold some place in my heart, probably one of the inlet valves.

Food: I'll eat anything, but am more partial to Italian and pasta things. Mainly because I can cook it without causing a state-wide environmental hazard. Coffee is great. Coffee is also Italian. Coincidence? Nope, because I work part time in the Mob. (Don't actually work in the Mob. Organised crime is bad, kids.)

Webcomics: The girl with the fiery hair warned you about stairs, bro. Also xkcd but doesn't everyone read xkcd. It's kinda like the Garfield of this generation, I guess, except actually clever? (Hey look I'm being elitist about a newspaper comic strip, talk about low-hanging fruit!) Maybe there needs to be a distinction between xkcd-format webcomics and Gunnerkrigg Court-style webcomics.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Goals, bourbon, a keyboard, communication, friendship.

Let's assume the sixth one is sex-related and have a good old chuckle or something about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to eat. Also how neat it would be to have a time machine and go back to ancient times and have shenanigans.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching House of Cards? Or similar. I need to catch up on Game of Thrones, actually, maybe that'll become my Friday thing. (EDIT: This is a lie, I'm waaaaay behind on HoC now) Probably listening to podcasts or somethin'.

If not mindlessly consuming entertainment, I'll be making pseudophillosopical tweets, or slaving away at a program or something. Or sleeping. Sleeping is great. You should try it, it comes highly recommended. By me, a career sleeper.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
While I do shave quite regularly, I secretly dream of having a full, glorious moustache. And perhaps a goatee.

But not an evil goatee. A distinctly non-evil goatee. Probs needs a little sign saying "Neutral Good Goatee" above it.

Maybe the most private thing I'm actually willing to admit is that that was, in fact, a DnD reference. Within a fantasy about facial hair. My facial hair. Whelp.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in getting to know me, I guess? I dunno. You want to grab a beer/see a film/snuggle/abuse caffeine together? What do people do on this site, anyway?

(Importantly, though, don't be a dick. If you're after something long term, be aware I'm poly, yeah?)