Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

FleetingOrchard

23 Armadale, Australia Man

Man

Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight, Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
EDIT: Gluh this profile is old and that photo is old although I guess I still look like that so maybe I'm a vampire? Who knows?

UniMelb computer science, huge nerd, Oxford comma user (sometimes), left-wingish-a-bit sorta, living in a one-bedroom flat in Armadale.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently part-way through a Bachelor's of Science. Computer Science, or, as I prefer to call it, Classy Science. Because programming. There's these things in programming called classes. It's funny, I promise.

Long-term goal is to get me some fancy letters behind my name and stuff, and shake those in the face of employers, taunting them until they decide to shower me in money. Or maybe academia? Not sure, but teaching/research would be cool. Mainly research, though. I couldn't teach myself out of a paper bag.

Short-term goal is to get out of bed. I am bad at getting out of bed. This is not my fault, as bed is comfy, and the world is kinda non-comfy, you know?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maths and tech, though one might suppose that from the whole Computer Science thing. Just... don't ask me to fix a thing. I am bad at fixing things, and tend to break tech gear. Call it fate, call it karma.

Beyond that... Lewd jokes, dad jokes, but not lewd dad jokes because that'd be weird. Catching public transport? Missing flu vaccinations? Are those things one can be good at? Board games. Procrastinating. Listening to podcasts while doing the dishes. Yakking on for ages about things I know nothing about. Overcooking pasta.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently, my accent. I don't know why, as I'm Australian born and raised, but some people think I'm English. What bollocks!

But probably also the glasses. Or the hair being all foofy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't read much! This is one of my greatest shames. I blame reddit.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey is something I'll defend to my death. Recently saw Interstellar, though. Should you admit on dating sites that a film almost made you cry? No? Ah, shit. I don't mind

Television: Hannibal unexpectedly captured my interest. Is that a red flag? Maybe. Homeland was a somewhat guilty pleasure, but it kinda got vapid in much the same way Dexter did. TLDR I'm a sucker for a good drama, but if the writing goes downhill I'll probably ejector-seat right out.

Music: The Correspondents are pretty awesome. Check 'em out. But yeah, anything that isn't, say, country death metal. LCD Soundsystem will forever hold some place in my heart, probably one of the inlet valves.

Food: I'll eat anything, but am more partial to Italian and pasta things. Mainly because I can cook it without causing a state-wide environmental hazard. Coffee is great. Coffee is also Italian. Coincidence? Nope, because I work part time in the Mob. (Don't actually work in the Mob. Organised crime is bad, kids.)

Webcomics: The girl with the fiery hair warned you about stairs, bro. Also xkcd but doesn't everyone read xkcd. It's kinda like the Garfield of this generation, I guess, except actually clever? Maybe there needs to be a distinction between xkcd-format webcomics and Gunnerkrigg Client-style webcomics.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Goals, bourbon, a keyboard, communication, friendship.

Let's assume the last one is sex-related and have a good old chuckle or something about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to eat. Also how neat it would be to have a time machine and go back to ancient times and have shenanigans.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching House of Cards? Or similar. I need to catch up on Game of Thrones, actually, maybe that'll become my Friday thing.

If not mindlessly consuming entertainment, I'll be making pseudophillosopical tweets, or slaving away at a program or something. Or sleeping. Sleeping is great. You should try it, it comes highly recommended. By me, a career sleeper.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
While I do shave quite regularly, I secretly dream of having a full, glorious moustache. And perhaps a goatee.

But not an evil goatee. A distinctly non-evil goatee. Probs needs a little sign saying "Neutral Good Goatee" above it.

Maybe the most private thing I'm actually willing to admit is that that was, in fact, a DnD reference.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in getting to know me, I guess? I dunno. I'm here mainly to engage in self-discovery via answering a never-ending stream of questions.