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FleetingOrchard

22 Melbourne, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
EDIT: Gluh this profile is old and those photos are old although I guess I still look like that so maybe I'm a vampire? D:

UniMelb computer science, huge nerd, Oxford comma user (sometimes), left-wingish-a-bit sorta, and this list has no context to what it describes omg James why you do dis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently part-way through a Bachelor's of Science. Computer Science, or, as I prefer to call it, Classy Science. Because programming. There's these things in programming called classes. It's funny, I promise.

Long-term goal is to get me some fancy letters behind my name and stuff, and shake those in the face of employers, taunting them until they decide to shower me in money. Or maybe academia? Not sure, but teaching/research would be cool. Mainly research, though. I couldn't teach myself out of a paper bag.

Short-term goal is to get out of bed. I am bad at getting out of bed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maths and tech, though one might suppose that from the whole Computer Science thing. Just... don't ask me to fix a thing. I am bad at fixing things, and tend to break tech gear. Call it fate, call it karma.

Beyond that... I'm trying to learn how to play the guitar. Emphasis on trying. Ergo, not very good, and this really isn't in the right paragraph. Awks!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently, my accent. I don't know why, as I'm Australian born and raised, but some people think I'm English. What bollocks!

But probably also the glasses. Or the hair being all foofy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't read much! This is one of my greatest shames. I blame reddit.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey will forever hold a place in my heart. Recently saw Interstellar, though. Should you admit on dating sites that a film almost made you cry? No? Ah, shit.

Television: Hannibal unexpectedly captured my interest. Is that a red flag? Maybe. Homeland is a somewhat guilty pleasure.

Music: The Correspondents are pretty awesome. Check 'em out. But yeah, anything that isn't, say, country death metal. LCD Soundsystem will forever hold some place in my heart, probably one of the inlet valves.

Food: I'll eat anything, but am more partial to Italian and pasta things. Mainly because I can cook it. Coffee is great. Coffee is also Italian. Coincidence? Nope, because I work part time in the Mob.

Webcomics: I told you about stairs, bro.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Goals.
Empathy.
My hands.
A keyboard.
Relationships.
Scientific method.

And, seventh: The bizarre joy that comes from sorting strings by pixel length.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Teleportation ethics, what the heck to do at the moment, things to do after acquiring a reliable means of time travel, and how awesome it would be to replace my legs with something better (like rockets).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching House of Cards? Wait, no, I don't watch HoC. Um. Playing poker. Yeah, poker, HoC, same diff close enough.

If not poker, I'll be making pseudophillosopical tweets. Or sleeping. Sleeping is fuckin' great. You should try it, it comes highly recommended. By me, a sleeper. Zzzzzzzz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
While I do shave quite regularly, I secretly dream of having a full, glorious moustache. And perhaps a goatee.

But not an evil goatee. A distinctly non-evil goatee. Probs needs a little sign saying "Neutral Good Goatee" above it.

Maybe the most private thing I'm actually willing to admit is that that was, in fact, a DnD reference.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want me for my mind, instead of just my body.

Sexy model body-flaunt pose goes here. *Hwah.* *Camera flash*