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22 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
First off, let's just get something disclosed right out off the bat:

Which is to say, hell-fucking-yes I'm a fan of Lano and Woodley.

I'm a Melbourne (sometimes-Geelong-based) student who is far, far better looking in person than my photos would suggest.

Okay, that's a lie. I look exactly like my photos.

Beyond that, huge{(,)?} nerd, Oxford comma user (sometimes), left-wingish-a-bit, and typically pragmatistic.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently part-way through a Bachelor's of Science. Computer Science, or, as I prefer to call it, Classy Science. Because programming. Yep. The joke totally works, trust me.

Long-term goal is to get me some fancy letters behind my name and stuff, and shake those in the face of employers, taunting them until they decide to shower me in money. Or maybe academia? Not sure, but teaching/research would be cool. Mainly research, though. I couldn't teach myself out of a paper bag.

Short-term goal is to get out of bed. I am bad at getting out of bed.
I’m really good at
Maths and tech, though one might suppose that from the whole Computer Science thing. Just... don't ask me to fix a thing. I am bad at fixing things, and tend to break tech gear. Call it fate, call it karma.

Beyond that... I'm trying to learn how to play the guitar. Emphasis on trying.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently, my accent. I don't know why, as I'm Australian born and raised, but some people think I'm English. What bollocks!

But probably also the glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I don't read much! This is one of my greatest shames. I blame reddit.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey will forever hold a place in my heart. That said, it's pretty damn dry if you're not into heavy-thinking science fiction.

Television: Hannibal unexpectedly captured my interest. Is that a red flag? Maybe. Homeland is a somewhat guilty pleasure.

Also Dexter S08 was baaaaaad. This is fact. I didn't even watch past episode two, but it's irrefutable fact. Because I just said it was.

Music: My tastes tend to change, wobble, vary moment-to-moment. Electronica, some rockish stuff, house all tend to be good, even if mainstream. I maintain hipster cred in other ways. I also listen to Coldplay, Muse, and the Arctic Monkeys. Sue me? Sue me.

Currently, though, alt-J's An Awesome Wave has held my attention for ages. Daft Punk's album was grand but they can't do remixes to save themselves.

Also You Already Know by Arcade Fire is like crack cocaine. Just saying, that's all.

Food: I'll eat anything, but am more partial to Italian and pasta things. Even though pasta originated in Asia (according to my own misunderstandings). And I'm not huge on Asian food. Coffee is great, though. You. Me. A coffee place. A giraffe made of Legos. Eighteen thousand deck chairs. Let's do this.
The six things I could never do without
My hands.
A keyboard.
Scientific method.

And, seventh: The bizarre joy that comes from sorting strings by pixel length.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Typical stuff.

Teleportation ethics, what the heck to do at the moment, things to do after acquiring a reliable means of time travel, and how awesome it would be to replace my legs with something better (such as rockets. Pshoooo. Or maybe I could just get rocket shoes. Pshooooes? Damnit Terezi), how cool it would be to be a musician, what I'd do if I suddenly woke up in Joan of Arc-era France with a small modern millitary force under my command.

So, yeah. Typical stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Uuuuuuhhhh... Watching House of Cards? Wait, no, I don't watch HoC. Um. Playing poker. Yeah, poker, HoC, same diff close enough.

If not poker, I'll be making pseudophillosopical tweets. Or sleeping. Sleeping is fuckin' great. You should try it, it comes highly recommended.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While I do shave quite regularly, I secretly dream of having a full, glorious moustache. And perhaps a goatee.

But not an evil goatee. A distinctly non-evil goatee. Probs needs a little sign saying "Neutral Good Goatee" above it.

Maybe the most private thing I'm actually willing to admit is that that was, in fact, a DnD reference.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want me for my mind, instead of just my body.

Sexy model body-flaunt pose goes here. *Hwah.*