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27 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:24am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Right, as I am useless at these things and also realising that what I had written here was so generic I wouldn't even date myself, I have decided to take a leaf out of the book of some other people and have friends describe me. Here's what I have so far...

"uh a Bellend?" What a lovely start, thanks Dan!

"I'd say a fine, intelligent chap who enjoys healthy conversation and debate." I'm going to assume that this one wasn't sarcasm, although I'm not sure.

"The Ron Swanson of Newham. See pyramid of greatness for further details." I have never been so proud of a compliment in my life.

"A gentleman, an honest friend and an easy person to spend time with." And this is from a girl who has seen me drunk!

There will now be a special section dedicated to things my friend Adam said about me, because they were all brilliant and mostly lies.

"Dean Fleming is without a shadow of a doubt the second greatest person I have ever known." Yes he was listing himself as number 1.

"Aviators, waistcoat, brogues - enough said." To be fair this does describe me fairly well, if not simplistically.

"He wears Primark better that Beckham wears Burberry" I think he was trying to compliment me here...

"His religious intolerance is as fierce as his dress sense. Actually, fierce as his dress sense makes you sound gay." I never knew he was a Tyra Banks fan, incidentally, I'm not intolerant of religions, I just like a healthy debate.

"Dean 'The Body' Fleming is East London's answer to Marky Mark." I have many nicknames, sadly this is not one of them.

So there we have it, that's what other people think of me, as for myself, I think I'm a fairly decent guy who enjoys being social and seeing the world. I have a dark sense of humour and I'm a massive geek.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Display Manager in an inner city primary school which I love. School holidays give me plenty of time to travel and see the world, which because of cheap flights and only having carry on luggage is something I like to do.
I’m really good at
Creative problem solving, making a fool of myself and talking non-stop. Oh and spouting out facts that are only useful during pub quizzes. I'm also a good listener and someone who tries to help the best I can. I really excel at saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently my resting face looks quite angry, I'm not an angry person mind, but there we are, growing up in London has it's side effects. Also the fact that I use a pocket watch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite books: include anything by Charlie Brooker, why cows can't walk downstairs, 1227 facts to blow your socks off, The hundred year old man who climbed out the window and disappeared, The Sherlock Holmes collection.

Movies: Amelie, Sean of the Dead, Moulin Rouge, Indiana Jones and the Ark of the Covenant, The Goonies.

Shows: Star Trek TNG, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Dexter, The Office, Parks and recreation, Archer, Bob's Burgers, QI.

Music: This is a tough one, Panic at the Disco, The beatles, Daft Punk, Buddy Holly and the Crickets, felonious monk.

Food: Cheese...and things covered in cheese.
The six things I could never do without
The internet
My Books
A healthy Debate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unfortunately I spend far too much time thinking about things that drive me insane such as Theology and as soon as my head hits the pillow, I think about every embarrassing thing I've done in life. There is a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a quiet drink with a few friends, occasionally around covent garden having a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still have trouble with long division. Like serious trouble.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Like me you are looking to meet new people to go out and get to know, if we end up friends then great, if there is something more there then even better. I like good conversation over a drink, if you think you'd like to be part of that, then I'd love to hear from you.