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FleshTwinkie

25 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:42pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
:D Totally stoked to be here! How do you do?

This whole profile is a joke. I do not take life seriously. But I like to keep shit interesting. I'm not your run-of-the-mill mofo.

Semi-socially inept; semi-queer; semi-whatevs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surviving death...
Questioning everything!
Music. Listening, not making.
Using old work shirts as cum rags.
Trying to find meaning in all of this.
Writing in complete sentences, apparently.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being ridic. Hahahahaha. Not taking this shit srsly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Metal and electronic music; organic and Real Food; Breaking Bad of corpse...; John Waters films and other trash films; I'm all over the place with books. I enjoy Bizarro fiction.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fucking
Shitting
Doing what I do
Bill Cosby sweaters

...Breaking the rules. There are not six things. Sorry to disappoint.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anal tastykakes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully smashing IKEA furniture. Seriously, shit's overrated like whoa.

Drinking red wine solo. Cheap or non, give it to meeeeeee. I'll chase the cheap shit with the good shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just deleted everything in this profile and it created anxiety. What does that say about me?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're mysterious and full of adventure,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

You want to teach me ______ and ____________.

You like pain. Physical is best. You want to be degraded. Oh, and I won't settle for anything. Hopefully you're sexy.