I've been described as "a dichotomy between gentlemen and jackass."
I'm sarcastic, dry, and crude humored. This works pretty well to fend off potential new friends and to offend eavesdropping strangers who can't tell whether or not I'm joking or a complete ass. It's both.
I'm a comic and comics nerd. Those comics being comic books and comedy. I aspire to write for/about these mediums professionally.
I have an English bachelor's which isn't helping me stand out much in the job market, but I believe is great for the okc market since so few male users seem capable of stringing together complete thoughts or sentences.
I regularly pay exorbitant late fees at the numerous libraries I visit. This is due mostly to my overly-ambitious collection of reading materials, music, and movies. No worries though because I imagine my donations will help me out with.
A. Impressing cute young librarians with my nonchalance in dropping mad bills
and B. being recognized as a charitable patron when I'm inevitably homeless and use the library for shelter and bathroom facilities.