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28 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:32am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You'll have to excuse me as this is a work in progress.
Not this profile, like... everything about me.

I've been described as "A dichotomy between gentleman and jackass." I like that.

I'm not going to ask you to Netflix and chill, instead I have a series of other fantastic Netflix-oriented activities.
-Netlflix and dill, we watch Netflix and eat pickles. Who doesn't like pickles?
-Netflix and grill, pretty self-explanatory.
-Netflix and nil, we watch Netflix all day... that's it.
-Netflix and kill, we watch Netflix and then afterwards I go to an open mic and crush it.
-Netflix and ill, we watch Netflix with Jay-Z.*
-Netflix and sill, we watch Netflix through my neighbor's window. He's got a pretty rad queue.
-Netflix and chili, I have a pretty rad chili recipe.*
-Netflix and swill, we watch Netflix and get loaded.
-Netflix and Jill, if your name is Jill this is easy.

*I do not personally know Jay-Z
*I do not actually have a chili recipe.
What I’m doing with my life
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Not watching as much Netflix as it seems.

Sorting that shit out.
I work a full-time gig which I don't apply my degree to in any way/shape/form, and then pursue comedy every chance I get.
I write and perform stand up on the reg, and it's really important to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My sense of humor is a strong suit.

Tetris. Scrabble. You know, important games.

Thinking, particularly over-thinking.

I have an English degree, so I guess I'm good at English?
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Man, that hobbit is drunk."

"That guy's sideburns rule; he must be in a ska band."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, Harry Potter, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Ishmael, Life of Pi, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, The Hobbit, Saga, A Song of Ice and Fire, various comedian autobiographies.

Movies: Wes Anderson flicks, Cornetto Trilogy, Wet Hot American Summer, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Sleepwalk with Me, Obvious Child.

TV: Rick and Morty! Doctor Who, Brooklyn Nine Nine, The Life and Times of Tim, You're the Worst, Always Sunny, The Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama, @Midnight

Music: Sleigh Bells, Fleet Foxes, Fun, The Format, Discovery, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, The Dodos, Lorde.

Stand-up: I listen to comedy moreso than music. Louie, Hannibal Buress, Aziz Ansari, John Mulanely, Patton Oswalt, Pete Holmes, Kyle Kinane, Eugene Mirman, and everyone else...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
First and foremost, money over everything.
Pen and notebook.
Backup notebook incase I decide I'm not happy with the first notebook for any number of reasons.
My bed: I need to place to relax, recharge, and sulk.

I don't need six things; I'm modest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Planning an Ocean's Eleven style heist with a bunch of girls from this site who clarify that they're looking for "a partner in crime."

Whether or not it's appropriate to message a girl on here inquiring about the cute friend who appears in half of her photos. What's she going to say to me, "what do you think this is, a dating site?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You know, white people shit.
You should message me if
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You're not desperately searching to fill a void in your life.

If you're funny.

Maybe you also work, or at least can bend to a nontraditional schedule. I don't work the 9-5 life and I'm a bit all over the place between that and comedy.