I'm sarcastic, dry, and crude humored. This works pretty well to fend off potential new friends and to offend eavesdropping strangers who can't tell whether or not I'm joking or a complete ass. It's both.
I'm a comic and comics nerd. Those comics being comic books and comedy. I aspire to write for/about these mediums professionally.
I have an English bachelor's which isn't helping me stand out much in the job market, but I believe is great for the okc market. It seems few male users are capable of stringing together complete thoughts or sentences.
I regularly pay exorbitant late fees at the numerous libraries I visit. This is due mostly to my overly-ambitious collection of reading materials, music, and movies. No worries though because I imagine my donations will help me out with.
A. Impressing cute young librarians with my nonchalance in dropping mad bills
and B. being recognized as a charitable patron when I'm inevitably homeless and use the library for shelter and bathroom facilities.