I think my sense of humor is my most prominent quality. I've got a solid streak of dry and sarcastic humor in me. Along with that, I can be a bit morbid and crude. Don't fret however! I've been told despite my kinda dark and mean-spirited sense of humor that I am quite endearing.
I adore comics and comics. You know, comedy and comic books. My dream job would be writing for one of these mediums. A few months ago I started performing stand-up at open mics, so that's a step in the right direction.
I regularly pay exorbitant late fees at the numerous libraries I visit. This is due mostly to my overly-ambitious collection of reading materials, music, and movies. No worries though! I imagine my "donations" will help me out with:
A. Impressing cute young librarians with my nonchalance in dropping mad bills
B. being recognized as a charitable patron when I'm inevitably homeless and use the library for shelter and bathroom facilities.