I love comics and comics.
You know, comedians and comic books.
Ideally, I'd have a career up either of these alleys. Either writing comic books (Not drawing, I've no skills of an artist) or performing stand-up/writing for television.
Until these goals come to fruition I'm meandering about.
I'm a fresh college graduate with an English degree. My original plan was to teach high school, but then I realized that most teenagers are douche-bags, and I hate them. Also it turns out that my sarcastic, sardonic personality is very off-putting in a classroom environment. Hence why stand-up works so well for me... it's one of the few jobs that encourages my being a dick.

Figuring it out.

I have a knack for finding the humor in everything.

Killer sideburns, or a complete lack of self-censorship.

Books, Comics, and Graphic Novels: Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Invincible, Green Lantern, Song of Ice and Fire, His Dark Materials, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Runaways, Watchmen, Kick-ass, Surrogates (ironic), Hitchhiker's Guide, The Hobbit, Ishmael, Life of Pi,

Movies: Crappy cult comedies... like anything Kevin Smith, 90's Adam Sandler movies, Beerfest, etc.
Sleepwalk with Me, V for Vendetta, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Wet Hot American Summer, Back to the Future, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Goon, Dirty Work.

Shows: The Simpsons, Arrest Development, HIMYM, Billy on the Street, Parks and Rec, Girls, Community, Futurama, Dr. Who (the only non-comedy I watch, but it's still funny!)

Music: Band of Horses, The Mars Volta, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, Dodos, Discovery, Cake, The Decemberists, Foster the People, Mumford and Sons, Sleigh Bells, Portugal the Man, The Ting Tings, Vampire Weekend, Wilco... I dabble in a lot...

Stand-up: My true passion is comedy, I listen to stand-up albums I can recite almost word for word and still love them. Louie C.K, Hannibal Burress, Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal, Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Mike Birbiglia, Eugene Mirman, Aziz Ansari.

Whether or not I can get a refund for my degree.

I often worry about civilian causalities and property damage in comic books and action movies.

At a bar taking part in loud arguments with my friends, or strangers, on topics ranging from: Are Sesame Street characters muppets (they are), are you for or against superhero registration (against), and whether or not the wrestler Chris Jericho is a good or bad guy (A lovable bad guy).

A handful of my friends would banish me if they heard me admit that, I think Boy Meets World, is tremendously overrated.

You don't mind a guy who doesn't have it all figured out.