I adore comics and comics. You know, comedy and comic books. My dream job would be writing for one of these mediums. A few months ago I started performing stand-up at open mics, so that's a step in the right direction.
As a comedy geek and aspiring stand-up I'd have to say my sense of humor is my most prominent quality. I'm big on sarcasm, dry, self-deprecating, awkward, and a bit of crude humor. I tend to not have an on deck circle when it comes to comments which I intend to be amusing and I have a habit of offending or off-putting people. I like online dating because I can essentially forewarn people about this.
I regularly pay exorbitant late fees at the numerous libraries I visit. This is due mostly to my overly-ambitious collection of reading materials, music, and movies. No worries though! I imagine my "donations" will help me out with:
A. Impressing cute young librarians with my nonchalance in dropping mad bills
B. being recognized as a charitable patron when I'm inevitably homeless and use the library for shelter and bathroom facilities.