Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been described as "a dichotomy between gentleman and
I adore comics and comics. You know, comedy and comic books. My
dream job would be writing for one of these mediums. This year I
started partaking in the Philly open mic circuit and it's gotten my
creative juices flowing more than ever.
Sorry for using the word "juices."
Considering my love for comedy I'd have to say my sense of humor is
my most prominent quality. More often than not I'm being sarcastic
or facetious, and I enjoy people who can roll with the witty banter
and absolutely adore those who can make me laugh (I've been told
I'm a tough crowd). Can I be serious? Probably.
I regularly pay exorbitant late fees at the numerous libraries I
visit. This is due mostly to my overly-ambitious collection of
reading materials, music, and movies. No worries though! I imagine
my "donations" will help me out with:
A. Impressing cute young librarians with my nonchalance in dropping
B. being recognized as a charitable patron when I'm inevitably
homeless and use the library for shelter and bathroom facilities.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After a 7 year stint as an undergrad, I'm looking to utilize this
English degree I accrued a whole bunch of debt to earn. I don't
want to say I have buyer's remorse... but I have no idea what to do
with it. Really I'm just looking to turn being a sarcastic ass into
a marketable job skill (See comedic aspirations).
Nearly all my nights off are spent either supporting or
participating in a comedy event.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading and writing (According to this $50,000+ document I could
Writing jokes, telling stories, and being able to make light of
Saying the wrong thing but still being adorable.
Smooth, subtle sarcasm.
Over thinking... that's a skill, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm making a terrible first impression.
It used to be my sideburns, but I just cut them off... so I'm
probably just going to go unnoticed from now on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie: Dr. Strangelove
Show: Doctor Who
Music: Dr. Dog
Food: Dr. Pepper... no, you know what, I'm more of a Mr. Pibb guy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My imagination, ideas, and terrible stream of
- A notebook for said thoughts and ideas.
- Funny friends.
- Friends who aren't funny (to be the butts of all the
- The awkwardness and generally amusing situations provided by
-Pop Tarts, I guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"How can I make this funny?"
Whether or not it's taboo to message a girl on here inquiring about
the cute friend who appears in half of her pictures. What's she
going to say? "What is this, a dating site?"
Whether or not I can get a refund for my degree.
I often worry about civilian causalities and property damage in
comic books and action movies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You know, white people shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Also, I love a good nose.
I might message you just because I like your nose.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wouldn't describe yourself as "random." No one knows what
you're talking about and you sound like a moron.
You're not desperately searching to fill a void in your life.
You don't mind a guy who doesn't have it all figured out.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.