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FlintScotto

28 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm John, and I've been described as "a dichotomy between gentleman and jackass."

My two biggest interests are comics and comics.
I don't steal music from the internet. I borrow CDs from libraries... and then I steal it anyway (Shh... Lars Ulrich isn't on to me yet).
I'm dry-humored and sarcastic to a fault, like... I can't compliment people or tell my parents I love them without stressing my sincerity.
I started performing stand-up this year. I have one good joke so far, which I'm telling in that picture.
I'm a bit nerdy, but not too nerdy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have an English degree, and I don't want to teach. So, obviously I'm working management in retail. Other than that, I'm trying to turn being a sarcastic ass into a marketable job skill (see comedic aspirations), and generally spending my downtime attending or participating in local comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Standardized tests (very applicable to everyday life).

Writing jokes, telling stories, and being able to make light of everything (Does not necessarily translate to stage).

Saying the wrong thing but still being adorable.

Alliteration.

Tetris.

Empathizing.

Over thinking... that's a skill, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I bet this guy has a lot of depth and character."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ender's Game, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Ishmael, Life of Pi, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, Saga, A Song of Ice and Fire, various comedian autobiographies.

Movies: Wes Anderson flicks, Cornetto Trilogy, Wet Hot American Summer, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Sleepwalk with Me, Obvious Child.

TV: Doctor Who, Brooklyn Nine Nine, The Life and Times of Tim, You're the Worst, Always Sunny, How I Met Your Mother.

Music: Sleigh Bells, Fleet Foxes, Fun, The Format, Discovery, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, The Dodos, Lorde.

Stand-up: I listen to comedy moreso than music. Louie, Hannibal Buress, Aziz Ansari, John Mulanely, Patton Oswalt, Pete Holmes, Kyle Kinane, Eugene Mirman, and everyone else...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My imagination, ideas, and terrible stream of consciousness.
- A notebook for said thoughts and ideas.
- Funny friends.
- Friends who aren't funny (to be the butts of all the jokes).
- The awkwardness and generally amusing situations provided by everyday life.
- I don't need six things and I'm not even sure the things I mentioned constitute "things."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Suicide girls, not to be confused with "suicide, girls."

Whether or not I can get a refund for my degree.

Whether or not it's taboo to message a girl on here inquiring about the cute friend who appears in half of her pictures. What's she going to say? "What is this, a dating site?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You know, white people shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a Pokedex app on my phone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not desperately searching to fill a void in your life.

You don't mind a guy who doesn't have it all figured out
- UPDATE - I had a pretty good year and I am figuring that shit out.