Not this profile, like... everything about me.
I've been described as "A dichotomy between gentleman and jackass." I like that.
I'm not going to ask you to Netflix and chill, instead I have a series of other fantastic Netflix-oriented activities.
-Netlflix and dill, we watch Netflix and eat pickles. Who doesn't like pickles?
-Netflix and grill, pretty self-explanatory.
-Netflix and hill, we watch Netflix at my friend's place in Manayunk.*
-Netflix and nil, we watch Netflix all day... that's it.
-Netflix and kill, we watch Netflix and then afterwards I go to an open mic and crush it.
-Netflix and fill, we watch Netflix on our phones at CVS while waiting for our prescriptions.
-Netflix and thrill, we watch Netflix on our phones while waiting in extensive line at Six Flags. It's really reckless data usage... but you've gotta pass all that time somehow.
-Netflix and ill, we watch Netflix with Jay-Z.*
-Netflix and sill, we watch Netflix through my neighbor's window. He's got a pretty rad queue.
-Netflix and chili, I have a pretty rad chili recipe.*
-Netflix and swill, we watch Netflix and get loaded.
-Netflix and will, we watch Netflix while working on our wills. If we use quill pens we can Netflix and will with quills.
-Netflix and Jill, if your name is Jill this is easy.
*My friend moved out of Manayunk.
*I do not personally know Jay-Z
*I do not actually have a chili recipe.