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27 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:36am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I've been described as "a dichotomy between gentleman and jackass." Maybe not the most flattering statement, but I think it's a pretty honest assessment.

I adore comics and comics. You know, comedy and comic books. My dream job would be writing for one of these mediums. I've recently taken to the Philly open-mic circuit because telling my jokes to my mom wasn't getting me anywhere.

As a comedy geek and aspiring stand-up I'd have to say my sense of humor is my most prominent quality. I have a lousy filter when it comes to making jokes and I tend to be insensitive or off-putting to people who don't know me. That's one perk to online dating is that I can give you a fair warning on that.

I regularly pay exorbitant late fees at the numerous libraries I visit. This is due mostly to my overly-ambitious collection of reading materials, music, and movies. No worries though! I imagine my "donations" will help me out with:
A. Impressing cute young librarians with my nonchalance in dropping mad bills
B. being recognized as a charitable patron when I'm inevitably homeless and use the library for shelter and bathroom facilities.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to turn being a sarcastic ass into a marketable job skill (See comedic aspirations).

Participating in and supporting the local comedy scene a whole bunch.

Also, I'm a Wawa overnight manager, which seems like the second most appropriate use of my English degree since I changed my mind about teaching.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Standardized tests.

Writing jokes, telling stories, and being able to make light of everything.

Saying the wrong thing but still somehow coming off as endearing.

Backhanded compliments and insulting people without them realizing it.



Over thinking... that's a skill, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm making a terrible first impression.

I get rave reviews on my sideburns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some books: Ender's Game and Ender's Shadow, Life of Pi, Ishmael, Watchmen, Surrogates, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Hobbit, Oh... and most every comic book I can get my hands on.

Some flicks: Wet Hot American Summer, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Back to the Future, Wes Anderson flicks, Sleepwalk with Me, The Cornetto Trilogy, Space Jam.

Some programs: How I Met Your Mother, @Midnight, The Simpsons, Futurama, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Broad City, Girls, Parks and Rec, Community, Life and Times of Tim, Portlandia, Dr. Who, Orange is the New Black.

Some tunes: Band of Horses, Fleet Foxes, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, Sleigh Bells, The Dodos.

Some laughs: Hannibal Buress, Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Kyle Kinane, Aziz Ansari, Pete Holmes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My imagination, ideas, and terrible stream of consciousness.
- A notebook for said thoughts and ideas.
- Funny friends.
- Friends who aren't funny (to be the butts of all the jokes).
- The awkwardness and generally amusing situations provided by everyday life.
-At least one of my hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes. Lots and lots of jokes.

Whether or not it's taboo to message a girl on here inquiring about the cute friend who appears in half of her pictures. What's she going to say? "What is this, a dating site?"

Whether or not I can get a refund for my degree.

I often worry about civilian causalities and property damage in comic books and action movies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You know, white people shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read dystopian fiction and find myself thinking, "That doesn't sound so bad, stop complaining!"
You should message me if
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You're not desperately searching to fill a void in your life.

You don't mind a guy who doesn't have it all figured out.

You think our senses of humor will click... I love good comedic chemistry and quality witty banter.