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  • Ages 21-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You'll have to excuse me as this is a work in progress.
Not this profile, like... everything about me.

I've been described as "A dichotomy between gentleman and jackass." I like that.

I'm not going to ask you to Netflix and chill, instead I have a series of other fantastic Netflix-oriented activities.
-Netlflix and dill, we watch Netflix and eat pickles. Who doesn't like pickles?
-Netflix and grill, pretty self-explanatory.
-Netflix and hill, we watch Netflix at my friend's place in Manayunk.*
-Netflix and nil, we watch Netflix all day... that's it.
-Netflix and kill, we watch Netflix and then afterwards I go to an open mic and crush it.
-Netflix and fill, we watch Netflix on our phones at CVS while waiting for our prescriptions.
-Netflix and thrill, we watch Netflix on our phones while waiting in extensive line at Six Flags. It's really reckless data usage... but you've gotta pass all that time somehow.
-Netflix and ill, we watch Netflix with Jay-Z.*
-Netflix and sill, we watch Netflix through my neighbor's window. He's got a pretty rad queue.
-Netflix and chili, I have a pretty rad chili recipe.*
-Netflix and swill, we watch Netflix and get loaded.
-Netflix and will, we watch Netflix while working on our wills. If we use quill pens we can Netflix and will with quills.
-Netflix and Jill, if your name is Jill this is easy.

*My friend moved out of Manayunk.
*I do not personally know Jay-Z
*I do not actually have a chili recipe.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not watching as much Netflix as it seems.

Sorting that shit out.
I work a full-time which I don't apply my degree to in any way/shape/form, and then pursue my true passion of comedy every chance I get.
I write and perform stand up on the reg, and it's really important to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My sense of humor is a strong suit.

Tetris. Scrabble. You know, important games.

Thinking, particularly over-thinking.

I have an English degree, so I guess I'm good at English?
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Man, that hobbit is drunk."

"That guy's sideburns rule; he must be in a ska band."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, Harry Potter, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Ishmael, Life of Pi, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, The Hobbit, Saga, A Song of Ice and Fire, various comedian autobiographies.

Movies: Wes Anderson flicks, Cornetto Trilogy, Wet Hot American Summer, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Sleepwalk with Me, Obvious Child.

TV: Rick and Morty! Doctor Who, Brooklyn Nine Nine, The Life and Times of Tim, You're the Worst, Always Sunny, The Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama, @Midnight

Music: Sleigh Bells, Fleet Foxes, Fun, The Format, Discovery, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, The Dodos, Lorde.

Stand-up: I listen to comedy moreso than music. Louie, Hannibal Buress, Aziz Ansari, John Mulanely, Patton Oswalt, Pete Holmes, Kyle Kinane, Eugene Mirman, and everyone else...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
First and foremost, money over everything.
Pen and notebook.
Backup notebook incase I decide I'm not happy with the first notebook for any number of reasons.
My bed: I need to place to relax, recharge, and sulk.

I don't need six things; I'm modest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Planning an Ocean's Eleven style heist with a bunch of girls from this site who clarify that they're looking for "a partner in crime."

Whether or not it's appropriate to message a girl on here inquiring about the cute friend who appears in half of her photos. What's she going to say to me, "what do you think this is, a dating site?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You know, white people shit.
You should message me if
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You're not desperately searching to fill a void in your life.

If you're funny.

Maybe you also work, or at least can bend to a nontraditional schedule. I don't work the 9-5 life and I'm a bit all over the place between that and comedy.