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28 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I think the most honest interpretation of myself I've ever recieved is that I'm a "dichotomy of gentleman and jackass."

I'm a Philly fella who is living in South Philly for the first time ever. So far I'm grateful to have moved right at the end of summer because everyone is wearing shirts again.

I'm a big geek for comics and comics.
Comics as in my passion for stand-up, which I write and perform regularly.
And comic books... Which I don't write or perform, just read too many of.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sorting it out.
Searching for my career
Considering grad school
Aspiring comedian.
Chillin' with my peeps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.


Finding the joke in everything

That's probably it...
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Isn't that one of the hobbits from those Lord of the Rings movies?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Ishmael, Life of Pi, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, The Hobbit, Saga, A Song of Ice and Fire, various comedian autobiographies.

Movies: Wes Anderson flicks, Cornetto Trilogy, Wet Hot American Summer, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Sleepwalk with Me, Obvious Child.

TV: Rick and Morty! Doctor Who, Brooklyn Nine Nine, The Life and Times of Tim, You're the Worst, Always Sunny, The Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama, @Midnight

Music: Sleigh Bells, Fleet Foxes, Fun, The Format, Discovery, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, The Dodos, Lorde.

Stand-up: I listen to comedy moreso than music. Louie, Hannibal Buress, Aziz Ansari, John Mulanely, Patton Oswalt, Pete Holmes, Kyle Kinane, Eugene Mirman, and everyone else...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One thing - being left alone when I want to be left alone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Growing a mustache.
Mustaches are cool, right?

Whether or not I can get a refund for my degree. I imagined knowing the difference between there/their/they're would have made me much more employable. Fuckin' English degree.

Whether or not it's taboo to message a girl on here inquiring about the cute friend who appears in half of her pictures. What's she going to say? "What is this, a dating site?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doin' some white people shit.
You should message me if
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Looking for a girl who's not caught up in crossfit, but wants to get caught up in crossfire.

A girls who's not as interested in smashing the patriarchy as she is in potentially smashing brothers.

Oh and don't be desperately trying to fill a void in your life.