FlipFlopShorts
32 Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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My self-summary
Oi! Descuple. Meu português não é tão bom . First off, not in Brazil yet, but very soon! Mais uma vez. Eu não estou no Brasil. Mas logo! I'm a patient easy going guy who is obsessed with Portuguese and Brazilian culture. Now you know why I'm moving. My dream is slowly coming true! Going to study Portuguese in Rio and live with a Brazilian family for quite some time. I'm very excited for my adventure to start! Maybe I can find someone special willing to listen to my gringo accent.
What I’m doing with my life
Seattle has lost its flare on me. Here's what you need to know. I work hard for what I want. I'm creative and I'm in demand. Brazil is where I'm going. The worlds is the next step. Drinking coffee and dancing in each country is the ultimate goal.
I’m really good at
-listening and making people comfortable (this is my blessing, this is my curse)
-whistling (like a cartoon apparently)
-languages
-working my ass off
-French accent (Can even fool the French)
-going with the flow
-wearing shorts and flip flops in the rain.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think it's my eyes or my curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you think I'm cute or interesting, feel free to ask. I won't hold back!
The six things I could never do without
Superheroes
Coffee
Flip flops
Beaches
Sun
Minha mãe

Wise man need little. -Tarzan
Possible tattoo...now where should I put it?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-moving
-BRASIL!!!!!!!!
-friendzone (myth or reality)
-why some women assume when I clearly ask them out on a date that I'm personally inviting them to become my best buddy. 32 and not getting younger. Friend-ship has sailed. No, this is not code for I want sex.
-holding hands (really miss that)
-countries I want to see
-activities I want to try
-cafuné (Google it)
-saudade, so much saudade. (Also, a possible tattoo)
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe working, maybe in a cabin, maybe staying in...I don't know. I don't log every Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I directed this with a very talented team and I am quite proud of our work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Toq_XDDko

That doesn't sastify? I once told Silver Silverman where the bathroom was.
You should message me if
Message me ONLY ONLY ONLY if interested in meeting up and seeing if attraction goes beyond the internet. If you message me otherwise, you only proved to me that you didn't take the time to read my profile.

Accents are not a requirement, but they are a huge plus! Skin color means absolute jack to me. Beauty comes in many shades. Good fashion sense, purple hair, nose rings, dancers, and great facial expressions are always winners. The usual maturity, kindness, compassion, curiosity and common sense are no brainers.

Also, please don't waste my time. I cannot stress this enough. Not interested in time burglars. If you start a conversation please be considerate enough to hold one. It is a rare art form these days and it ticks me off when the conversation drops. This may be online, but I'm real. Be smart about it.
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