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37 Baltimore, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 19
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Warning!: A Novel Follows!

I have decided to rewrite my profile. Partly because I am bored and partly because I keep F@#king up interactions with people from this site.
Just to get this out of the way. I live in Baltimore and spend a lot of time in other places, so I am geographically promiscuous. I am strong, passionate about EVERYTHING, loyal and demanding (Why lie?). I demand what I give.

Before I continue, I feel I need to say that I have a strange sense of humor. I tend to say the worst possible thing and this has caused me to run into some problems. I take for granted that people who are not familiar with my sense of humor may take me seriously.
I would love to say I am working on this; but, I am not. I am who I am. I may make mistakes or achieve great triumphs; but there is usually a "Me" shaped whole left in the room either way.

I want someone masculine. I know EVERYONE says that. But, I am masculine and I have tried the fems and it just isn’t my thing. No loss of love for them or discrimination against them. It just isn’t for me.

I want someone happy. I want someone who can turn heads when they walk into a bar; but, will smile when you take a picture. (I’m talking big cheesy grin.)
I want someone who laughs a lot and doesn’t think that having a bad attitude makes you tough. I want someone who can make me laugh and then make me want to rip their clothes off. (While I am “on the subject” I want someone who knows how to use “their” and “there” correctly.)

I want someone who reads for fun; but, can wrestle the remote from me if need be. I want someone who, even if the outside world thinks they are a big ol’ tough guy, will call me at 2am if they need me. I want someone who WANTS to see A Nightmare on Elm Street and any given Die Hard sequel; but, also enjoyed the movies Memento and Igby Goes Down.

If you got this far, this seems like a long list; but, you don’t have to be everything. I am hoping, the manner in which I described my guy will help someone get to know me. That is usually the section in others’ profiles that reveals the most about them to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't KNOW, MOM!!! I am getting my masters in Clinical Counseling and trying not to kill someone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
ummmmmmm. And Singing. I love to dance and I like sports.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told my lips. But it's probably my size.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I was a film major in undergrad, so narrowing down movies would just be impossible. I love all kinds of food and love to cook and try new places. I am kind of a lazy reader so James Patterson kind of has my attention.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) DVD's and Player.
2) My family.
3)My puppy.
4) A sardonic friend.
5) Some kind of guilty pleasure television show where a woman uses karate at least once an episode.
6) Mental connection on a regular basis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money. I hate it; but, it's true. I have these really specific goals and I obssess over them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Singing karaoke at a local dive bar to which I was able to walk from my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yeah. No thanks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. lol Was I supposed to write a list of things I think make someone a douche?