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Florinache

24 M Bucharest, Romania

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Romanian (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Why is everyone so damn serious here?!

Anyway, I am single, never married, and have no children. So far, so good, but subject to change with a bit of old fashioned cunning and deceit. You figure it out. No, don't!
My only fault is that I have none. You, too, should be perfect in every way. Someone who can turn water into wine, heal the sick, and raise the dead would be ideal. After all, wine goes great with dinner, and who makes better company than the sick and the dead?
I’m really good at
Can I hold an intelligent conversation? Shit, let me tell ya...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies, shows:
Breaking bad, I know what you did last summer
Iubiri secrete - aweeeessoooommmeeee NOT
DD in direct!!!

Books:
Capra cu trei iezi, Alba ca zapada

Food:
Leftovers
The six things I could never do without
My taste for the absurd, my carefree, my eyes, my fingers, my sweet lips and my small toy... Oooops!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not being able to touch my nose with my tongue!
On a typical Friday night I am
locked in the closet and desperately trying to get out!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Am I just trying to get into your pants? No. Actually, I'm trying to get you _out_ of them.
I won't go out with women who do drugs. Not unless they're really good drugs and you're willing to share. I'm kidding! Don't do drugs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
The last guy who sent you a message is a chump who secretly dresses in drag. I already know this. That's probably why you didn't respond.
I may be the last guy on earth who isn't a chump, or doesn't secretly dress in drag. That's why you should respond to me. And only me!