Why is everyone so damn serious here?!
Anyway, I am single, never married, and have no children. So far,
so good, but subject to change with a bit of old fashioned cunning
and deceit. You figure it out. No, don't!
My only fault is that I have none. You, too, should be perfect in
every way. Someone who can turn water into wine, heal the sick, and
raise the dead would be ideal. After all, wine goes great with
dinner, and who makes better company than the sick and the dead?
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Can I hold an intelligent conversation? Shit, let me tell ya...
The first things people usually notice about me
My weird invisible moustache
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breaking bad, I know what you did last summer
Iubiri secrete - aweeeessoooommmeeee NOT
DD in direct!!!
Capra cu trei iezi, Alba ca zapada
The six things I could never do without
My taste for the absurd, my carefree, my eyes, my fingers, my sweet
lips and my small toy... Oooops!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not being able to touch my nose with my tongue!
On a typical Friday night I am
locked in the closet and desperately trying to get out!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Am I just trying to get into your pants? No. Actually, I'm trying
to get you _out_ of them.
I won't go out with women who do drugs. Not unless they're really
good drugs and you're willing to share. I'm kidding! Don't do
You should message me if
The last guy who sent you a message is a chump who secretly dresses
in drag. I already know this. That's probably why you didn't
I may be the last guy on earth who isn't a chump, or doesn't
secretly dress in drag. That's why you should respond to me. And