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25 Bucharest, Romania Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 16
5' 8" (1.72m)
Body Type
Working on University
English (Fluently), Romanian (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why is everyone so damn serious here?!

Anyway, I am single, never married, and have no children. So far, so good, but subject to change with a bit of old fashioned cunning and deceit. You figure it out. No, don't!
My only fault is that I have none. You, too, should be perfect in every way. Someone who can turn water into wine, heal the sick, and raise the dead would be ideal. After all, wine goes great with dinner, and who makes better company than the sick and the dead?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day. it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Can I hold an intelligent conversation? Shit, let me tell ya...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My weird invisible moustache
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies, shows:
Breaking bad, I know what you did last summer
Iubiri secrete - aweeeessoooommmeeee NOT
DD in direct!!!

Capra cu trei iezi, Alba ca zapada

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My taste for the absurd, my carefree, my eyes, my fingers, my sweet lips and my small toy... Oooops!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not being able to touch my nose with my tongue!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
locked in the closet and desperately trying to get out!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Am I just trying to get into your pants? No. Actually, I'm trying to get you _out_ of them.
I won't go out with women who do drugs. Not unless they're really good drugs and you're willing to share. I'm kidding! Don't do drugs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The last guy who sent you a message is a chump who secretly dresses in drag. I already know this. That's probably why you didn't respond.
I may be the last guy on earth who isn't a chump, or doesn't secretly dress in drag. That's why you should respond to me. And only me!