Indiana born and raised. Living and working in West Lafayette after graduating from Purdue. Living a moderately healthy life, but will throw down a cheeseburger (or two) and a beer (or six) when the time calls for it. I love going to concerts, I've been to too many to count.

Avoiding getting old and boring while simultaneously climbing a corporate ladder. Possible? Not possible?

I'm good at most things. However, I absolutely cannot snap my fingers. I'm also awful at whistling and subtleness.

I've been told my eyes, but I'd like to think it's my quick wit.

Love me some Jurassic Park, Sarah Marshall, Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Christmas Vacation.

I catch Real Time with Bill Maher weekly. Also currently watching The Newsroom and How I Met Your Mother. Seinfeld and Arrested Development are favorites.

I'm into a TON of music. Listening to Japandoids, Diplo, Das Racist, Hank 3 & The Replacements right now.

I'm mostly into home-cooked food. B's & G's, a grilled burger, lasagna - give me that over chain restaurants.

Reddit.
Wicked guitars.
Ridiculous friends.
The sport of grappling.
Music.
Sarcasm.

How to better my life.
The 1995 Cleveland Indians.
Plotting my next sandwich.

I'm usually out having a laughs and drinks with coworkers on Friday nights.

When Apollo dies in Rocky IV=my world comes crashing down.

If and only if you don't mind a dirty joke or two.

Not interested in your kids or your ex-boyfriends. Don't waste my time, I won't waste yours.