Hi. I’m Harrison. I write screenplays. I edit novels. Sometimes I edit screenplays and write novels. (First book due out in 2010, maybe possibly.)

I’m a nice guy.

I’m a total dork.

I’m a huge Spider-Man fan, and damn proud of it. I’ll loan you a comic if you promise to give it back.

I actually care what you did today.

I’m honest, maybe to a fault. I’ll never deceive you. I won’t lie.

I don’t take advantage of other people. I hate that there are guys out there who do.

I worship Billy Joel as a god, but I still never go to services.

There is nothing more attractive to me in a girl than dorkiness.

I eat lunch out every day. I can count on one hand the number of times in the past three years I haven’t.

The more comfortable I am around you, the sillier I get. If I bop you on the head with a pillow, it means I like you.

Also, if I tell you I like you, it means I like you. I can’t read signals well, so I’m very direct.

I don’t believe in God, but I do believe that people should believe whatever makes them happy. And you don’t have to be theistic to be moral.

I’m quiet. I’m shy. I listen well.

Outspoken and demonstrative silliness makes me happy.

I can sometimes be romantic in strange, quirky ways. I will never be romantic in clichéd, obvious ways.

I can’t play basketball or catch a football, but I can tell you everything you’d ever want to know about Bigfoot, and many, many things you don’t.

I’m a writer. I’m a songwriter.

I’m lactose intolerant, and I’ve taken this as an opportunity to invent my own dressing. I call it “ranchish.”

I command an army of flurtles.

I have a very strange sense of humor. Let’s hope I can get a sitcom out of it.

Everything reminds me of a Simpsons quote, and, sometimes, an episode of Lost.

I’ll drop everything and come running if you need me, but I won’t change who I am.

And right now, I want nothing more than to date someone great, consistently. I have a lot to offer, and I want the chance to prove it to the right person.

So that’s me. Now tell me about you.

Editing. Writing. Mostly screenwriting, but also whatever else I get the time to do.

writing self summaries that totally negate the need for these additional questions.

People usually don't. I'm a well-kept secret.

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and other Douglas Adams novels, novels by Salman Rushdie and Kurt Vonnegut, magical realism in general, most books I get my hands on in general, and Spider-Man comics.

Movies: Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs.

Music: Billy Joel! Also, Neil Finn, Crowded House, Elton John, Phil Collins, Genesis, Mike and the Mechanics, Don Henley, the Eagles, Michael Penn, Sting, Julian Lennon, Toto . . . basically, intelligent pop/rock in general.

A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y.

stories. Strategies. People and logic and why the two never seem to mix.

wondering why it is the majority of my Friday plans are canceled.

I'm secretly a panda.

. . . you're a nice, interesting, possibly dorky person who can bring out the goofy dork in me.