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Flurtle

30 Owings Mills, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi. I’m Harrison. I am unusual.

But in a good way. In a let’s-play-a-round-of-laser-tag-then-talk-Doctor Who way. Or a let’s-discuss-world-domination-schemes-at-a-used-bookstore way.

I read novels. For a living. Really.

I write. I wrote a novel. It's not exactly a New York Times bestseller, but some kid in New Zealand likes it, and that's good enough for me!

(. . . Though it could be both. Yes? Please?)

Every Sunday, I join with my fellow writer friends for a few hours of devoted creation. This has emerged as one of the greatest and happiest things I've ever done, and my writer friends mean the world to me.

As do songs. And the zombie musical I've been working on.

I have an addiction to used CDs and a general passion for music that borders on the religious.

I have a deep love of Spider-Man and an affection for comics that borders on the absurd.

I could give a very detailed lecture on cryptozoology, and have, and I can break down everything right and wrong with whatever movie we just saw, but only if you want me to.

I have “screenplay by” aspirations and very good intentions. I have a small and glorious circle of delightfully oddball friends, for whom I would do pretty much anything. I am eccentric and awkward, and most importantly really, really comfortable with who I am.

So let's talk.
What I’m doing with my life
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Pretty much what I want to be doing. I'm a developmental editor. The long and short of it is that it's my job to help authors make their novels as strong as they can possibly be.

Today, work included writing this sentence: "It feels very odd to focus on all these financial logistics when they’ve just been assigned to battle the forces of a mythical lich king."

I love my job.

Otherwise, writing and interacting with like-minded dorks. Venturing to occasional book signings in tiny bookstores with chubby bookstore cats. Freaking out the normies. The usual.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing. Editing. Entertaining my best friend's two year old. Having exact change.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Vestigial tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and other Douglas Adams novels, novels by Salman Rushdie and Kurt Vonnegut, magical realism in general, and Spider-Man comics.

I'm gradually getting myself into H. P. Lovecraft. And the unread books on my bookshelf mock me.

Movies: Spider-Man 2, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, The Incredibles, The Shawshank Redemption, Magnolia, dramedies of various sorts (Little Miss Sunshine), and the works of Larry Blamire. I am also a bad movie connoisseur. If you know what Zardoz is and have experienced its horrors, write me. Ooh, and Birdemic. My god, Birdemic.

Shows: I will forever be a devotee of Lost. I love The Walking Dead. I have gotten deeply into Doctor Who. Kind of in awe of Breaking Bad. Whedon stuff. Most of the rest, I'm kind of ignoring right now.

Music: Billy Joel! Also, Neil Finn, Crowded House, Elton John, Phil Collins, Genesis, Mike and the Mechanics, Justin Currie, Jellyfish, Don Henley, the Eagles, Michael Penn, Sting, Julian Lennon, Toto, Emitt Rhodes, etc.

Food: Whatever doesn't kill me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stories. Strategies. People and logic and why the two never seem to mix.

Why is mayonnaise the only food that needs to define itself as "real," and ketchup the only food that needs to define itself as "fancy"?

And for that matter, why are animal crackers actually cookies? I think if we knew the answer to that, we'd understand a lot more about the world we live in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
traveling the country in my roving mystery van, putting right what's gone wrong, and also wrong what's gone right.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm secretly a panda.

Okay, actual answer here. I worry sometimes that being as upfront as I am about all things offbeat turns away those who would in fact sync up with me very very well. But I don't know any other way to be but honest, and I've never much subscribed to the idea of luring someone in with the pretense of normalcy, then crying out, "Ah-hah! COMICS!"

So I am me because I can be nothing else, waltzing as the world calls out for quarter time.
You should message me if
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Hard to say. I'm not really emotionally available right now. I don't know if I'm looking for anything, but if I am, it's friends.