I’m a total dork. I hope you are too.
I wrote a dystopian horror novel people seem to like. I've edited a bunch people also seem to like. Sometimes I write screenplays and songs.
I can tell you everything you’d ever want to know about Bigfoot, and many, many things you don’t. Ask me about dermal ridges. I dare you.
I can be a wee bit obsessive about music. A great album is my equivalent of a religious experience. I have an unhealthy addiction to used CDs. I probably have a song in my head. You can see me tapping it out on my legs. If I like you I may tap it out on yours.
I am all about Spider-Man. I may loan you a comic.
I live life on the edge of the speed limit.
I have a very strange sense of humor. Sometimes I try to get an animated sitcom out of it. (Lenin & McCarthy!)
I once nearly got into a car accident because I was distracted by a sign that used the wrong "there."
I’ll drop everything and come running if you need me, but I won’t change who I am.
For someone this consistently odd, I am an unusually together person. I know exactly what I want out of life and I'm very secure about who I am.
So that’s me. Now tell me about you.