Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For a good laugh...
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local
pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any
Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It
comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.
BEER is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of BEER and
then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several
BEERS , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with
horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
After drinking BEER , men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a
vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In
extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and
punishment referred to as 'marriage'.
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after BEER is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please forward this warning to every male you know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A partner in 2 businesses; one is in Real Estate Construction
and the other is in Film & Television Entertainment. For fun,
getting out of LA as much as possible (i.e. traveling), flight
training to get my private pilots license and playing ice hockey.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea. But I can guarantee you this, if we meet and you
don't look like your profile photos, you buy me drinks until you
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My Grandfather's Son by Clarence Thomas
Ronald Reagan: How an Ordinary Man Became an Extraordinary Leader
by Dinesh D'Souza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughing, friends & family, meat, good food in general,
traveling, kissing, massage...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Okay, so one time my girlfriend and I were fooling around, just
then, in the middle, she was like "BRB" and I was like "HUH", and
she was like "TTYL" and I was like "WTF" then she said "OMG" then I
said "OMFG", then she texted me "LMAO" and then I was like "LOL"...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Happy hour, watching a movie, hanging out at my place or playing
ice hockey. I have season tickets to the L.A. Kings, so I could be
at the Staples Center during hockey season.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A joke that makes me laugh all the time...why don't cannibals eat
clowns....because they taste funny...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You are NOT crazy. Thank you.
2. Enjoy the rhythm of two beautifully sculpted bodies creating
friction and energy.
3. A kind hearted, feminine, fit/lean, health conscious woman that
loves to laugh, dream and share the ups and downs of life.
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