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Flyby4u

45 Cumberland, RI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have......my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog. 

I'm a passionate individual by nature and that's reflected in most everything that I endeavor. I am an educated guy, at least that's what my college diploma implies. I'm empathetic, warm, and have been told frequently that I'm easy and comfortable to talk with. I enjoy meaningful, intellectual conversation, but also enjoy playful, wity banter riddled with innuendos. I thrive on vigorous discussions and intellectual intercourse.

I am generally easy going and I highly value integrity and respect. I firmly believe that trust is earned and not given. Though, it does take time for me to completely open up, but when I do, I give it all that I am worth. (Which according to the U.S. Bureau of Chemistry, the monetary value is $4.50. This value is, however, subject to change, due to stock market fluctuations). I have a great family, and great friends in my entourage. For instance I Currently have 5 friends on MySpace and waiting approval from a sixth!

Many guys are afraid, even terrified of commitment. Commitment doesn't faze me one bit. I'm on a six-year cell phone plan. I have a 14-year gym membership. And, I have a lifetime subscription to Ebony. Just look at all that commitment.

I am drawn to warmth, creativity and intelligence. I enjoy a great sense of humor and a playful personality. I tend to have a sarcastic, and dry sense of humor. I am genuine and mean what I say. I have a keenly observant eye, a big heart, and I am good natured. I am many things to many people. Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry. You don't have to be a star to twinkle.

I've traveled all over the USA and abroad. I've lived in Florida, New York, Rhode Island, and have spent a great deal of time in Georgia, Nevada, Michigan, Ohio, and upstate New York.

I am looking for that girl which is funny, honest, playful and is not uncomfortable to share what is on her mind........ Not afraid to share what lies beneath the surface. Honesty and loyalty are important to me, and as I honor that most, I would expect you to do the same. A girl’s gotta have a sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye! I am looking for that balance of smart, sexy and fun. Yeah I know, who isn't looking for that combination?!

OK, that was quite the plethora of information about the traits and characteristics that summarize who I am. Are you picking up what I'm throwing down?

Curiosity Makes For A Happy Kitty…
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Years ago I submitted some verses I wrote for Dr. Seuss, thinking he might use them in a new book:

"Not in a bar, not in the car, not in the house, not up your blouse. I can't touch you here or there, I can't touch you anywhere.
Not in a club, not in the tub, not in the dirt, not up your skirt. I can't pet you here or there, I can't pet you anywhere."
He wasn't impressed, and didn't approve. An thus ended my foray in creative writing.
I still believe Fifty Shades of the Cat in the Hat would have been epic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am fluent in the English language. I'm a cunning linguist. Yes, I can write and use proper English, and in case you're wondering I know the difference between their, they're and there.

I can speak French: Mon crayon est rouge.

And I am fluent in street talk: Yo! Y'all see that hottie all up in ma kool aid! Yeeah, I was lookin to break off a lil somthin somthin but ma crew gave me the 411 on dat skank and she's allll about da bling-bling. True dat!

I also have an acute, and in-depth knowledge of aerodynamics and gyroscopic motion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes. And yes, they ARE real.
I tend to look serious, so I've been told.........apparently I don't have a silly ass grin on my face 24/7.

I tend to be edgy and say inappropriate things, at sometimes inappropriate times, but that makes me vulnerable and therefore more approachable.

Physical characteristics aside, my sarcastic and dry sense of humor. I have been told by more than one complete stranger that I am funny. Funny ha ha, not funny queer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not going to be a sheep and follow the crowd on this one. So, I'll skip the laundry lists.
I read, I am a movie buff, I listen and enjoy most genres of music, and I am not fussy when it comes to mastication. Nuff said.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life is full of rules. There are rules and etiquette for everything in life, but there are three golden rules in life that are very important and must be obeyed to avoid karma's vengeful hand.

Life's three major rules:

1) Don't fry bacon in the nude
2) Don't wear something frilly on a prison visit
3) Never laugh at your partner during an orgasm..... After all, it's their time to shine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! But, not necessarily in that order. And, I never wake up the next morning needing a new identity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Short answer, no with an if....... long answer, yes with a but......
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have a Y chromosome.
You are NOT the star in your own soap opera.
Glitter isn't your favorite color.
You're a master debater, cause I'm a cunning linguist.
You revealed yourself to the world, and you didn't get arrested.
You don't break commandments 7, 9 and 10 ...........Congress passed these for a reason.
You want to get to know me vertically.
You don't think that dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
You don't have the congressional medal of abstinence, yet you are not chastity challenged.
You don't end your text messages with a sideways smiley face......it's very misleading.
You're not a burden of the state deemed unfit for mainstream society.
If one hour of passion doesn't sustain you for months.
You like that Divinyls song "When I touch you I think of myself."
If I've strained your libido to the breaking point.
If you want to rent a civilized drink in a familiar yet comfortable environment.
Your special skill is not that you can drive at night.
You're not ants at a picnic.
You do all your own stunts.
You only use your female powers for good... with great vagina, comes great responsibility.