This particular model you're looking at is intelligent, funny, kind hearted, silly at times, and very hardworking. It is currently collecting data at an exponentially geometric rate and is generating many detailed files involving a wide variety of human experiences.

This unit comes fully-loaded with the 3.1 Having Tons of Fun software package and was designed to enjoy engaging and interacting with humans. It currently enjoys running these programs: fishing, stimulating conversation, photography, boating, watching movies, cooking, working out, hiking, board games, gardening, house projects, and reading. Upgrades are possible and can be added to the self contained software. It is very rarely in standby mode and loves to travel frequently, so humans interacting with it will definitely need luggage.

The manufacturing location was in the U.S. and although it's incept date was 42 years ago, its existing condition is only slightly scratched and dented. Chassis maintenance is performed on a regular schedule. It primarily charges its main power cell for only 4 to 6 hours per 24 hour period in regeneration mode, so most humans might have a hard time keeping up with it. Backup power is generated every morning by an onboard coffee powered fuel cell. Main hard drive files (c:\) have been allocated to mechanical engineering and computer science.

The Gentleman's Upgrade 2.0 has also been loaded into its software package. This model will open doors, display exceptionally good manners and synchronize its outer clothing for sophisticated/classy events. lt is smarter than the average coyote, confident, but not cocky, is equipped with on-board humor circuitry and excels at telling humans jokes, puns, and funny stories. There is an undoubtable gleam of mischief in the visual scanning systems.

More detailed files about the specifications of this unit are available upon request.

Blazing my own trail, like Audi's motto, "Never Follow"......

Recently -Working my cute gluteus maximus off. Playing hard when times permits. Doing some animal rescue. ( Check out the " Phily Urgents Page, "Pets on Death Row" on Facebook (cats) and "Urgent Part Two on Facebook (dogs).

Being a foster parent which is basically a kitten whisperer, parental unit, veterinarian, referee, chew-toy, scratching post, chauffeur, psychiatrist, fitness trainer, chef and cruise director for five abandoned kittens and two awesome shelter cats that dropped into my life. I haven't reached "crazy cat lady" status yet though.

Usually assimilating information from 3 to 6 books, magazines,web articles, or technical papers at the same time. They can range from fly fishing to quantum mechanics.

Basically just trying to pass myself off as a human and doing a pretty good job so far.

Running the 3.1 Having Tons of Fun software package in an infinite loop, because life cycles are a lot shorter than you think.

Cooking without a recipe.

Making humans around me laugh until they pee themselves. You'd better bring a spare pair of panties or some Depends with you. :)

Thinking way outside of the box to design, build, and fix things.

Keeping my word and my promises. They are the only things on this planet that are absolutely unbreakable.

Infiltration units don't get noticed. We're programmed to blend in with humans.

I am the droid you're looking for.

I'm wearing pants. You don't need them for great service, but they sure help. The laws seem to be a bit fuzzy on this restaurant requirement.

The big, gigantic, silly smile on my face after I've told you something really funny, and you've gone and dropped a whole scoop of ice cream down your blouse from laughing so hard.

The art of fun, intelligent conversation seems to be almost dead. Some humans tend to go on and on in this section with long data streams. It kind of defeats the whole purpose of investing the effort of getting to know someone. A little mystery is good for you.

#1 Mass quantities of some type of caffeine-enriched liquid beverage in the morning, otherwise the "terminally grouchy" setting for mood display will be automatically selected.

#2 Google

#3 My awesome family and friends

#4 Great media (lots and lots of books, movies and kick-ass music)

#5 Intelligent conversation with a splash of humor for flavor

#6 A laboratory for experiments-(and a control subject--that would be you ! )

Why the hamster that powers my brain wheel is constantly running.......

How can this model can keep learning and evolving into a stronger, smarter, faster machine and avoid becoming obsolete.

No shirt, no shoes-no service.They didn't say anything about pants.....? Who made this list, and how the hell did they forget about pants ?

How and why this unit could easily be caught/trapped like a small animal using Coldstone Creamery Cake Batter ice cream.....MMMMM.....YUMMY !

Engineering and physics problems like time traveling, bionic and cybernetic implants for humans, theories regarding rapid human cloning and quantum computer viruses.

One of my absolute favorite visual jokes involves three nuns.......Yeah, it's really funny-bad and it's kinda dirty, and I know if there is a Hell, then I'm probably going down like a bucket of bricks for it.......

Not having a typical Friday night.

Trying my best NOT to be in my lab at work, working hard, and asking my coworkers if they smell anything burning...........

Using my superpowers for good........and not evil---ha ha ha. Well- most of the time anyways :)

Sometimes I cook dinner for my friends and use them as lab rats. I love to cook, so new experiments, err I mean recipes are always being concocted. I could also be playing some type of board game, reading, at bookstore browsing and trying not to bring home more homeless books, working on a "special" project, fly fishing, or watching movies.

Surfing the net for cheap genetic engineering equipment required for human cloning. Hey, if I can't find a decent girlfriend, I guess I'm going to have to try and build her myself.......

I totally wanted to be a garbageman when I was a kid. Wow, I can only imagine how my proud my parents were......

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You're totally sick and tired of hanging out with people who should really be sitting in a tree somewhere, flinging crap and rubbing it on their faces.

You dance like Elaine from Seinfeld. I can always use a great laugh !

You're a good cook, like to cook, like to try to cook, or can do more in the kitchen than set off the smoke detector. Somehow the previous relationships I've ended up in resulted with parties that either refused to cook or couldn't cook to save their lives. I can really appreciate a human female that knows how to prepare charred mammal flesh. Pair that up with a distilled ethyl alcohol beverage with cis-3-Methyl-4-octanolide flavoring and you'll have my full attention. Yummy !

You'll let me use you for some cool experiments and not whine about any medical waiver forms. I can almost promise you that you'll keep your eyebrows....... : ) (wink ,wink)

You're an intelligent, honest, sweet, fun, and a drama-free human female with good manners and good morals. You also enjoy really good conversations, and would like to teach me some new things. You believe in chemistry, unconditional love, being best friends with someone you date, and good communication.