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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 28
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, i'm human. That's a start, right?

I'm a pretty laid-back, progressive guy who appreciates the little quirks that makes people different,
and try to find something good in everyone. :)

I'm not sure what else to put here, the rest of the profile more or less covers interest, work, etc., and if you find it lacking.. well, send me a message.
I'll be happy to answer most* questions.

I've just rewritten my profile to the queen's english, seeing as how not everyone understands scandinavian moon language.

I am open-minded, playful, and fun

*be nice ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now?
I'm a java programmer at a lil' place called Høvik,
in the suburbs of Oslo.
Other than work, i do a bit of biking and doce pares, hang with my friends, and generally try to avoid stagnating, both physically and mentally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh!

Apart from that, i'm not sure what to put here.
I could, of course, put down gaming and D&D, but i probably shouldn't even mention either of those in a dating profile.

.. and i just did.

Dammit! You have failed me, brain!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's clichè, but i think it's the eyes.
I've been told they're very intense, and that it looks like i'm on speed or something.
(I wasn't. I'm practically straight edge sans the attitude.)

Also, i've got a blue birthmark on my left cheek.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? H.P. Lovercraft and Are Kalvø springs to mind.
Right now, i'm completely lost in the song of ice and fire series, working on finishing it before watching the series.

Movies? Donnie darko, Sin city, the Evil dead-movies, superbad..
Also, i have a soft spot for superhero movies. Escapism!
Music? I'm all over the place. Most music has its merits, and i don't discount entire genres easily. These days, i'm into electronica.

Food? I love food! Exept fish. And after working at a gas station for a couple of years, i'm not all that fond of junkfood, either.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, ..
No, wait, that's not funny. Bad brain! No bisquit!

1: My family and friends.
2: Something to think about, intellectual stimuli.
3: Entertainment!
4: Good food.
5: Variation.
6: Oh no, i only thought of five things. Why would they ask for SIX things?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All sorts of things! Philosophy, girls, introspection, human nature, girls, politics, girls..

I'm easily distracted.
I'm also endlessly fascinated by societal structures, gender norms, and identity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging out with my friends.
What do i do with these friends?
Well, wouldn't YOU Like to know!?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not a whole lot. I need to keep that air of mystique about me.
Women love mystique, am i right?

.. please tell me i'm right?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
.. you want to get to know me?
That's a good place to start, right?
Send me a message, i won't bite!
Well, not on the first date, anyways. ;)