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40 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:55pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up in San Francisco and had to escape the atrophy and the burners. I finally made it to New York a few years ago after trying to move here for forever. I've got great friends and a fantastic job, so that's nice.

I can tell a great yarn.

I'm into books, bro-less bars, parks, not stopping in the middle of the sidewalk, flying to various places around June, Werner Herzog and witty people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Video game designer. Generally not that into talking about video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sussing out email scams.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sound like Leonard Cohen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nabokov, Peep Show, Auster, Pilkington, Reed, Didion, the Simons, Coogan, CK, Herzog, Fowles, Franzen, Borges, Lurie, All Tomorrow's Parties, Atwood, Sedaris, Artichoke Dip, Lebowitz, Primavera Sound.

If I saw a profile where someone listed only the last names of the artists they liked, I may despise them.

I think I'm going to change it to only first names next week.

I also think I've watched every documentary on netflix. Except those absolute crap discovery channel ones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can really just drop my laundry off somewhere and they'll wash it and pack it up for me in 8 hours?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why so many of my matches have pictures of themselves ziplining. it seems like 80% of them have ziplined somewhere in the world. I mean, it looks like fun, but what is up with all this ziplining.

subway etiquette. looks like I've made progress on the backpack front, but there has been a resurgence of pole leaners.

does that have cilantro in it?

is that person crazy or talking into an unseen headset

quantum entanglement.

I spend a lot of time thinking about a lot of things all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
considering whether I want to go out or stay in.

might go out...

might stay in.

who knows!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that you looked at my profile on an internet dating site.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not a Randite. You don't have a 1910 barber shop mustache tattooed or drawn on the side of your index finger.

You don't use the term "sassy".

Funny is also a plus.