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FlyinValis

38 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 11:23am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I grew up in San Francisco and had to escape the atrophy and the burners. I finally made it to New York last spring after trying to move here for years. I've got great friends and a fantastic job, so that's nice.

I can tell a great yarn.

I'm into books, bro-less bars, parks, not stopping when walking in the subway, flying to various places around June, and wit.
What I’m doing with my life
My career is designing video games. However, I don't talk about video games...
I’m really good at
Sussing out email scams.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nabokov, Peep Show, Auster, Pilkington, Reed, Didion, the Simons, Coogan, CK, Herzog, Fowles, Franzen, Lurie, All Tomorrow's Parties, Atwood, Sedaris, Artichoke Dip, Lebowitz, Primavera.

If I saw a profile where someone listed only the last names of the artists they liked, I would immediately despise them.

I think I'm going to change it to only first names next week.

I also think I've watched every documentary on Netflix. (Update: looks like they added more!)
The six things I could never do without
I can really just drop my laundry off somewhere and they'll wash it and pack it up for me in 8 hours?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if my landlord is going to figure out I'm subletting my old apartment. (Update: I got busted and just returned from closing the place out. So I guess I'll have to spend a lot of time thinking about something else)

subway etiquette.

quantum entanglement.
On a typical Friday night I am
making jokes that may offend more uptight people, burning a flag.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really uncomfortable starting so many sentences with variations of "I".

I've never ziplined. It seems like 80% of my matches have ziplined somewhere in the world. I mean, it looks like fun, but what is up with all this ziplining.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are not a Randite, you don't have a 1910 barber shop mustache tattooed or drawn on the side of your index finger.

Funny is also a plus.