I grew up in San Francisco and had to escape the atrophy and the burners. I finally made it to New York last spring after trying to move here for years. I've got great friends and a fantastic job, so that's nice.

I can tell a great yarn.

I'm into books, bro-less bars, parks, not stopping when walking in the subway, flying to various places around June, and wit.

My career is designing video games. However, I don't talk about video games...

Sussing out email scams.

I sound like Leonard Cohen.

Nabokov, Peep Show, Auster, Pilkington, Reed, Didion, the Simons, Coogan, CK, Herzog, Fowles, Franzen, Lurie, All Tomorrow's Parties, Atwood, Sedaris, Artichoke Dip, Lebowitz, Primavera.

If I saw a profile where someone listed only the last names of the artists they liked, I would immediately despise them.

I think I'm going to change it to only first names next week.

I also think I've watched every documentary on Netflix. (Update: looks like they added more!)

I can really just drop my laundry off somewhere and they'll wash it and pack it up for me in 8 hours?

if my landlord is going to figure out I'm subletting my old apartment. (Update: I got busted and just returned from closing the place out. So I guess I'll have to spend a lot of time thinking about something else)

subway etiquette.

quantum entanglement.

making jokes that may offend more uptight people, burning a flag.

I'm really uncomfortable starting so many sentences with variations of "I".

I've never ziplined. It seems like 80% of my matches have ziplined somewhere in the world. I mean, it looks like fun, but what is up with all this ziplining.

You are not a Randite, you don't have a 1910 barber shop mustache tattooed or drawn on the side of your index finger.

Funny is also a plus.