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Last online
Mar 6
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As I write this, I'm literally the newest guy in Australia, having only lived in Brisbane since 13 Oct. I'm the incoming General Manager (like the CEO) of the Brisbane Bandits baseball team. What? You didn't know Brisbane had a baseball team? See, that's what my new job is - to create some publicity around the team to get people interested in coming out.

Below was a rather strange attempt to describe myself when I lived in the U.S. I'm sure at some point, I'll update it.

After not receiving a single vote in 2012 U.S. Presidential Election, the Flying Duckman's campaign management team polled random voters to determine how well they knew the candidate's background. Here are some of the transcripts from those interviews:

F.D.'s Campaign Manager: Do you feel that FD's duties in running a country may have been preempted by his interest in taking comedy improvisation classes, rowing, captaining an intramural kickball team, serving with a non-profit, completing in endurance fitness events, working out daily, and socializing with friends?
Apu - Cashier in Springfield: "For da last time, stop asking me questions unless you buy something."

F.D.'s Campaign Manager: Prior to his foray into politics, FD once was an Endangered Species Act attorney who helped design a plan to save endangered habitat and species. He was also the GM of a minor league baseball team. How do you think these skills would enhance his foreign policy credentials?
Steve Irwin - a Crocodile Hunter: "Mate, If the endangered Outback Spider Wallaby is keen to take a swing at curving speedball, FD could certainly tame him by playing "Take me out to the ballgame" on his didgeridoo. If he can't play that, what a bloody waste of me vote! Crikey."

F.D.'s Campaign Manager: FD has lived abroad on two occasions. Do you think the voters punished him for his lack of commitment to living every phase of his life in the United States?
Phil Knight - owner of Nike: "Does he have any foreign connections to Bangladesh? I'm looking to open a factory there. Can you put me in touch?"

F.D.'s Campaign Manager: Although he's a member of the bar, F.D. currently works in the medical industry. Do you think these two skill sets will help him negotiate new health care regulations?
Beavis and Butthead: "Heh-heh. Hm-Hm. You said 'member.'"

F.D.'s Campaign Manager: The first thing FD would have done had he been elected president was eliminate rain on weekends and destructive natural disasters. This way, the taxpayer dollars could be reduced and Americans would all enjoy great weather. Are you for or against permanent great weather and the prevention of natural disasters?
Mitt Romney: "Yes. I mean no. Wait. Yes. 47% of me thinks that 47% of the time I'm for it. Would he be able to make it rain 47% of the time? I can make it rain. In fact, earned $47 million last year. But I only reported 47% of that on my taxes. Shit. I redact 47% of that statement.

F.D.'s Campaign Manager: Have you tried to Google FD?
Rick Santorum: "Yes I have. Lots of stuff out there on FD. Unlike me. Nothing Googleable on me. I swear. Nothing. What are you doing with that computer?! You know you can't trust anything you read online!!!"

F.D.'s Campaign Manager: Were you at all concerned that FD was an atheist running for the nation's top spot? Australia's Prime Minister is an atheist and the Sept 2012 unemployment rate there was 5.2%.
God: "Are you still shocked as to why he didn't get any votes?"

F.D.'s Campaign Manager: FD takes great care of his own personal finances, owns a home and plans for retirement. Is fiscal responsibility important to you?
George W Bush: "Responsible fishing means more good bass on America's dinner tablecloths."

F.D.'s Campaign Manager: Did it concern you that FD would be the first president since James Buchanan to be a childless, lifelong bachelor?
OKCupid Bachelorette: "He has a funny cowlick on the back of his head."

If you would like a free "FD for President in 2012" yard sign or bumper sticker, we have millions left. Please take them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently devising ridiculous ways of writing a profile about myself.

I took a trip this past summer that I called "Choose F.D.'s Own Adventure." I suddenly had 21 days to myself and no plan. So I decided to take advantage of the time by taking a trip. Instead of figuring out the details, I decided to let my friends choose the starting point for my trip on the morning I was to leave, and then every four days, they voted me to a new destination based on two to three choices I gave them. No time to prepare an itinerary for each of the five segments. No time to organize a place to stay. Pure spontaneity. They sent me to the San Juan Islands outside of Seattle, a summer hamlet in Canada's wine country in Kelowna, B.C., the skiing village of Banff in Alberta, Canada, then to Calgary, then to the hippy town of Nelson in B.C. Canada, and finally to Hell's Canyon, Idaho. I met life-long friends on the trip, woke up next to grizzly bears, saw amazing landscapes, camped in pristine environments, and spent a night in a tiny Canadian hospital passing a kidney stone.

Also in 2012, I spent 3 months in Florida, three weeks in New Zealand, several weeks in California, and tons of time all over Oregon and Washington. In 2013, I spent time in Florida, California, Washington, and even hiked in Denali National Park in Alaska. In October, I moved to Brisbane, Australia to run a baseball team.

That's what I'm doing with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing a Frisbee. I love Ultimate Frisbee and have played for 17 years.

Picking blackberries. I have a 7 cubic foot freezer. And this summer I filled it to the brim with Blackberries. That's all that's in there.

Discovering new music. Over the past three years, I've listened to over 25,000 new songs on over 2000 new albums. Yeah, I may have a problem.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ears are too small for my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi. And if there's a sequel, I like that too. I typically read about 10 books at once and rarely finish one. I'm most likely to finish books written by Malcolm Gladwell, A.J. Jacobs, Michael Pollan and Richard Dawkins. Since October 2012, I've read (1) Finding Ultra by Rich Roll, (2) A University From Nothing: Why There is Something Rather Than Nothing, by Lawrence Krauss, (3) The Four-Hour Work Week, by Timothy Ferris, and (4) Drop Dead Healthy, by A.J. Jacobs. The books are about (1) A vegan ultra-marathon runner, (2) Our fate as a solar system and the origins of matter, (3) Work efficiency, and (4) Healthy living, respectively.

Movies: Anything that will make me laugh.

Shows: Anything animated. Maybe I've never really grown up. Or maybe I've never gotten over being deprived of Saturday cartoons.

Music: My high school, college and law school fight songs. Also, I dabble in blues guitar, so anything in that genre is quite to my liking. Bands I love: Gary Moore, Arcade Fire, Gaslight Anthem, AA Bondy, Dandy Warhols, Airborne Toxic Event, Andrew Bird, Barcelona, Black Keys, Blind Pilot, Coldplay, My Morning Jacket, Rodriguez, Cotton Mather, Hey Marsielles, Honorary Title, Griffin House, Howling Bells, Jackie Greene, Jimmy Eat World, Joe Bonnamassa, Keb Mo, Killers, Muse, Nada Surf, The National, Of Monsters and Men, Okkervil River, Over the Rhine, Ray LaMontagne, The Redwalls, Snow Patrol, Lightships, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Ryan Adams, New Pornographers, Blue October, Metric, Alkaline Trio, Amos Lee, Mark Knopfler... And I love the classics like the Doors, Pink Floyd, Stones, Zeppelin, U2, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp. I could go on and on.

Food: I'm pretty much a vegan at home, but I'll cave and go with a vegetarian meal when I go out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mental stimulation, physical stimulation, introspection, humor, random comments that have nothing to do with anything, my Vitamix (this may be the most important)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what's next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
alive. In fact 100% of the Friday nights in my life I've been alive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
FD is not my real name. Seriously, it's not.

I should also mention that I'm not even fond of coffee. I don't care how you view it, just be aware that I'll cross the street to avoid smelling a Starbucks. But relationships are all about compromise, right? I promise to deal with the smell if you promise to rub my feet. Score!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re, single, attractive, in good shape, and a wonderful conversationalist. You've rescued a caterpillar from getting squashed. You've bitten off more than you can chew. You're not just willing to take risks, but you actually take them. You're not just saying you love to travel and are spontaneous, but you actually have just gotten up and gone. And you're far too rational and reasoned in your thinking to believe the fiction that composes the world's religions, but you respect that some people need that sort of guidance, community or culture.

One more thing...

I'm ENTJ in the Myers Briggs personality type. Apparently I'd do well with INTP, INTJ, ISTP, ENFP, or other ENTJs, although I've never tested this and have no idea what value to place in it.