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FlyingMandarine

29 London, UK Cis Man

Cis Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi! Welcome! Please, don't stay out here in the cold, come in! You'll sit down by the fire, I'll give you biscuits, and we'll pretend whatever atmosphere you imagine out of this first line actually exists and it's not just my profile talking to you.

I'm Patrice, and I lived in the south of France until recently. I just moved to London a few months ago (November 2014) -- that should explain the curious accent, for anyone wondering.

Making a change in the world, one small step at a time, is something dear to me. This is why I am a vegan and an atheist, and why I care about ecology, animal rights and human rights. I practice a Japanese martial art called kendo and do some theatre acting, too.

However, don't get me wrong: I am very much into staying home and not going out. It should then be no surprise if I tell you I have a fondness for video games.

Heads-up: I am in an open relationship and am more into straightforward, upfront people who are not looking for anything too serious -- but still in a respectful, smiling way!
What I’m doing with my life
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Until recently, I was a freelance translator (Japanese-English-French).

Now I am an aspiring video games writer working on my first game, a sci-fi/thriller called A Poison Green. In the rather unlikely case that you'd be interested in what it looks like and what it's all about, you can click here to learn more!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arguing, playing the Devil's advocate, video games too! I am also OK at lucid dreaming and remembering my dreams.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Social-wise, I like to listen to people, and I prefer one-on-one conversations. I'm not very talkative in groups when it's small talk time, and you won't find me laughing and cracking jokes with a beer in hand at parties.

Well, you probably won't find me at a party in the first place.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV shows: Game of Thrones, In Treatment, Oz, 24, Lost.

Manga/anime: Death Note, Hajime no Ippo, Paranoia Agent.

Movies: Earthlings, The Lionshare, Requiem for a Dream, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

I also play quite a few video games. I like point'n'click adventure games and games with an engaging dramatic story (The Walking Dead, anyone?). As far as multiplayer games go, I mainly play Evolve, Payday 2, Killing Floor and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Ask for my Steam username if you want!

As for food, I'd be more than happy to devour a pizza with vegan cheese every day of the week. Just add a few vegetables here and there to pretend it's healthy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six things I would rather not do without:
-the Internet,
-video games,
-other people's attention,
-a way to make the world a better place,
-eating lunch while watching something,
-debating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Animal rights, religion and atheism, ethics, voting systems, same-sex marriage and daydreaming about stories taking place in my head and of which I would make a TV show or a video game. Also, social interactions, including romantic and sexual relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At my kendo club. Same for Tuesday night, if you want to know. As for the other evenings, at home, playing, reading or watching TV. Sometimes doing a pen'n'paper roleplaying games with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I easily get tired of talking to people when there's no 'challenge.'
You should message me if
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you think, by reading this profile, that we could spend hours and hours talking passionately about something -- preferably while cuddling.

I'm also looking for people to practice my Japanese with!