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Yeah, I said I was going to update this soon. Four months ago. After saying that I was going to update this with actual content when I first started this account.

So yes, this section is the most up to date. I am currently taking film production at Toronto Film College and... well that's essentially the entirety of my life. People say they meet girls in college. They're lying, it's a freakin' sausagefest here.

[EDIT by Kim Yong Il]
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I'd damn well better be able to get edits on this profile like I did last time...

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• KimYongIl_II

As stated in my self-summary, I'm currently pursuing a career in film after a long line of various jobs I only passably enjoyed. I started school in April, so that's interesting.

Aside from that, I've got some mostly casual hobbies, reading, writing, drawing. I do a little 3D modeling as well, though nothing super complete that I can show off. Also, I've gotten REAAAAALLLLY into cooking lately, mostly desserts, though I'm trying to work on making more complex meals as well. I've always been able to cook, now I'm just trying to push it a bit further. I also make romantic cards with supervillains as my target demographic.

Also, I'm writing a book about the fictionalized accounts of me going on a drug fueled quest to find the perfect burger. It is amusing to me entirely because I never, ever do any form of drugs.

I mix random ingredients around my house and make food come out. Apparently some people say I have some creative ideas as well. I also used to do stand-up comedy a bit, so... making people laugh?

You seem to be really good at balancing things on your head, too.

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• Guanine_piggie

The hair and the beard. I try to go without being noticed in public, though so it's a bit hard for me to tell. I'm going to go with the hair. I get a lot of comments on my eyes as well, though.

Hmm... I dunno, that's a tough one. As far as books go, I'm on a major Pratchett bender, so I'll go with Going Postal, since I read it first and I love it so damn much.

As movies go, I'm a sucker for terrible movies like Van Helsing, but I like a lot more as well. I can't even recall what my favourite is at this point, it's been so long since I've watched anything, really.

You're better off asking me about my taste in music. I used to have a list of all the bands and artists I like here, and it ended up being about 5 pages long. I'm kinda all over the map. But for one specific in here: Leningrad Cowboys, who I adore so much that I went through the extra effort of putting the name in double brackets.

So I've decided to improve the amount of stuff I've got in the music section. I'm a pretty big fan of The Rheostatics, British Sea Power, the Dandy Warhols and BNL. There's a lot more in between there, but that gives a decent cross-section of my tastes.

My best friend LaundyRonderbus, music, internet, books, food, and a decent challenge.

If what I'm doing is going to pay off for me, the usual. Nowadays though I try not to overthink things, since that's been a thing that's messed me up in the past. I do still think about writing though. Characters, settings, ways people interact with each other and the world around them. It's fun, really.

Not doing all that much! Most of the people I know have moved away from the city I currently occupy, though I know a lot of people in Toronto, so that shouldn't be the case much longer. Hopefully, if all goes well, studying and doing something related to the courses I'm taking.

I think the Rush cover of Seven and Seven Is blows the original out of the water.

I'm afraid of flywheels.

If this site doesn't work out for me I'm simply going to construct myself a robot bride.

Today I replaced my moral compass with a chaotic pendulum and I just don't know what to do with all these dead hookers.

I love gold. I love only gold.

I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.

It is estimated that bears kill over 2,000,000 salmon per year. Attacks by salmon on bears, however, are much more rare.

My highest matches are witty, intelligent, good looking and funny. This usually means they have the good sense to never message me.

I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no, no, no, I'm a ROCKET MAN.

I take REALLY funny craps.

Also, I hate it when girls have "you're cute" in their "You should message me if" section.

You think I'm interesting! You think I'd think you're interesting! If you're a film student! If you have hair! If you don't!

Seriously people, I don't bite... often.