I'm an INFP, but also an ESTJ. Sometimes I'm a WXYZ, but I don't usually tell people that.
I have to fight with my inner nerd on a daily basis. He's shy and a little awkward, plus he thinks it's okay to wear a pocket protector, and I'm not having any of that.
"...a bit of a bully"
"You might be an 8, but the scale goes to 700"
"You're like a leg lamp: you don't really belong anywhere, but you're fun to stare at"
"Are you seriously dating a black lesbian?"