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40 Portland, OR Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:49am
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Open relationship
Relationship Type
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
High school
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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I am polyamorous and in a completely honest open relationship with d_coug. As much as words and pictures can give you a small sense of who I am, I believe that there is no substitute for the little zaps of nervous energy that only getting to know someone face to face brings. So get it over with, and write me already.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at an awesome pet shop in Kenton, drinking margaritas from spicy rimmed glasses, and going on sunset bike rides with my girl and our pooch. Other than that I'd like to enrich my creative life, and meet people who would help bring that out in me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke, Pac-Man/Ms. Pac-Man, making what I still call "mix tapes" for people who appreciate such a lost art even though it's all digital now. Making new friends, listening when people talk, and hopefully creating lasting bonds. Trivia. Mixing strong but tasty drink concoctions. I'm sure there's more, let me know if you see me doing anything really good and I'll log it down here later.
Things I'm pretty bad at: Fake-ass smiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually my tattoos, t-shirts, or my sweet, sweet ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently Reading: Going Clear by Lawrence Wright
The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton & Janet W. Hardy.
Anything by Chuck Palahnuik or Hunter S. Thompson especially Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas or Hell's Angels. Non-fiction about the early days of Punk or New Wave. David Sedaris, Chuck Klosterman, VICE magazine. I read like a coked up lab monkey hitting the shiny button so pretty much anything literate I can get my hands on.
Last watched: Only Lovers Left Alive
I generally favor subversive movies, but appreciate all different genres. Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Kubrick films, the Whole Tarantino catalog, Shaun of the Dead, Me You and Everyone We Know, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Shortbus is a great movie, Harold and Maude, Being There, all Spike Jonze movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dr. Strangelove, Brazil, Time Bandits, The Dark Crystal, The Coen Brothers, and I LOVE documentaries. This list can and will go on and on, just come over and check out my movie library.
Arrested Development, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job, Venture Brothers, Comedy Bang Bang , The Mighty Boosh, Wonder Showzen,
Currently listening to: Future Islands
My taste in music runs the spectrum so I'll just paint it with a wide stroke: NOT shitty.
Food: I'll eat anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sleepy
2. Dopey
3. Grumpy
4. Bashful
5. Doc
6. Happy

Sneezy can go fuck himself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
'...Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday"
My amazing girlfriend, Team Awesome, connections between people, how I can better myself, the state of the world, everything, nothing at all, family, love, sex, rock n roll, how small minded and petty people can be and how to steer clear of those people, kissing, concentrating on the road, funny randomness and the places it pops up, SEX, people who don't have the good fortune to live the kind of life I do that affords me to be happy 99.9% of the time and how fucked it is that we live in a world where everyone doesn't have the same opportunities to be free and happy and how seriously lucky I am and to be grateful for it...
And the Fraggle Rock Theme Song. I can't get it out of my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, or with my girl and her little weiner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Pvt. Benjamin
You should message me if
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You've read all my ramblings and think we'd make good ramblers together. Or if you wanna make out.