Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

FnTimesNBabylon

39 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
http://mcbeerguy.tumblr.com
I am polyamorous and in a completely honest open relationship with d_coug. As much as words and pictures can give you a small sense of who I am, I believe that there is no substitute for the little zaps of nervous energy that only getting to know someone face to face brings. So get it over with, and write me already.
What I’m doing with my life
As much as possible without being obnoxious about it. Going out to find those hidden corners in a city I've lived in 23 years of my life.
What I do to make money does not correlate with who I am it is merely the impetus for all that I want to do. I'd like to enrich my creative life, and meet people who would help bring that out in me.
I’m really good at
Karaoke, Pac-Man/Ms. Pac-Man, making what I still call "mix tapes" for people who appreciate such a lost art even though it's all digital now. Making new friends, listening when people talk, and hopefully creating lasting bonds. Trivia. Mixing strong but tasty drink concoctions. I'm sure there's more, let me know if you see me doing anything really good and I'll log it down here later.
Things I'm pretty bad at: Fake-ass smiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my tattoos or my sweet, sweet ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Currently Reading: Sex at Dawn by Christopher Ryan
The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton & Janet W. Hardy.
Anything by Chuck Palahnuik or Hunter S. Thompson especially Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas or Hell's Angels. Non-fiction about the early days of Punk or New Wave. David Sedaris, Chuck Klosterman, VICE magazine. I read like a coked up lab monkey hitting the shiny button so pretty much anything literate I can get my hands on.
Movies:
Last watched: This is The End
I generally favor subversive movies, but appreciate all different genres. Fight Club, Donnie Darko, the Whole Tarantino catalog, Shaun of the Dead, Me You and Everyone We Know, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Shortbus is a great movie, Harold and Maude, Being There, all Spike Jonze movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dr. Strangelove, Brazil, Time Bandits, The Dark Crystal, The Coen Brothers, and I LOVE documentaries. This list can and will go on and on, just come over and check out my movie library.
TV:
Currently watching: VICE's HBO series
Arrested Development, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job, Venture Brothers, Parks & Recreation, The Mighty Boosh, Wonder Showzen, Breaking Bad, and The Walking Dead
Music:
Currently listening to: Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
My taste in music runs the spectrum so I'll just paint it with a wide stroke: NOT shitty.
Food: Pretty much love all types of food, no red meat these days tho.
The six things I could never do without
1. Sleepy
2. Dopey
3. Grumpy
4. Bashful
5. Doc
6. Happy

Sneezy can go fuck himself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
'...Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday"
My amazing girlfriend, Team Awesome, connections between people, how I can better myself, the state of the world, everything, nothing at all, family, love, sex, rock n roll, how small minded and petty people can be and how to steer clear of those people, kissing, concentrating on the road, funny randomness and the places it pops up, SEX, people who don't have the good fortune to live the kind of life I do that affords me to be happy 99.9% of the time and how fucked it is that we live in a world where everyone doesn't have the same opportunities to be free and happy and how seriously lucky I am and to be grateful for it...
And the Fraggle Rock Theme Song. I can't get it out of my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends, or with my girl and her little weiner.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've read all my ramblings and think we'd make good ramblers together. Or if you wanna make out.