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29 M New Milford, CT

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm interested in a variety of things, really most things, related to computers, gaming, and anime... Anything from messing around with linux and building computers to playing a variety of computer or PS3 games -- Currently my main recurring games are mostly Diablo, and sometimes some Rock Band or DDR -- to watching anime/reading manga, and of course other random stuff...

I'm a fan of randomness and random things, generally speaking.... Also somewhat related to that I'm Discordian, so, fnord.

I do have a fetlife profile (I'm Fnordstrum on there as well), if anyone is interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

How, you ask?...


Very Carefully. =)

(Or, doing stuff that I find fun, procrastinating with getting some IT certifications, and spending more time than is ideal working)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Honestly, I don't like saying I'm really good at something because there's always somebody who's going to be much better than I am... But, I'm good at Computer and linux related stuff, I'm fairly decent at playing DDR and Rock Band.... I'm also good at assorted other random fun things, like, Math.. I love math, that's one thing I would have liked about going to college if I had decided to go -- More math classes, heh.. But, fnord.

Also, "fairly decent" at DDR means I'm approximately this good: (Video of me doing Max 300 on expert in the PS3 version of DDR; the first time I got an A on it)... Woo. =)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, if anything, probably my hair, since it's decently long, and it's a nice natural red. =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books... I'd have to say Kodocha (Manga counts, heh), The Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Principia Discordia... and... The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Which obviously includes The Hobbit.. heh)

I don't tend to watch many movies, but I'd have to say Scott Pilgrim vs The World, as well as the Kevin Smith movies (Specifically Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike back), UHF (Weird Al's movie), Office Space, and, of course, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.

I'm going to insert a category here, the favorite Anime category, because I like anime more than movies.. in fact, I rarely watch movies, but, anyway.. a list of some of my favorite anime: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Kodomo no Omocha, Great Teacher Onizuka, Read or Die (R.O.D. or ROD), Gundam SEED, Gundam SEED Destiny, Nadesico, Azumanga Daioh, Chobits, Excel Saga, Vandread, Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto is pretty decent, and there are a lot of others.. heh... My favorite anime is, by far, Haruhi (As in, The Melancholy of), before I saw that my favorite was Kodomo no Omocha (AKA Kodocha)... So, woo.

Oh, and, worth mentioning is the fact that Metalocalypse is awesome.

My favorite music.... well, lately I've mostly been listening to (or, more accurately, tracking down / getting) Anime music... but other than that, I like most types of Metal,, as well as Techno, music from Games, and, some random other stuff... A slightly outdated version of my playlist can be found at , if you're interested in seeing what I have. (It's entirely hand sorted, by type of music)

Favorite foods... I don't know, anything that tastes good.. heh... Things like Pizza, Tacos, Hamburgers, Bacon, Corned Beef Hash, Cookies, Ice Cream, Popcorn, Chicken Kiev... Calzones... all sorts of random stuff... I don't really have any particular favorites, and I'm very indecisive, but, at the same time, I'm also kind of picky about what I eat, although not as picky as some people can be, I guess.


The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computers (Including internet access), Bondage, games, Anime, and Fnord.

(Only five things, but, hey... Yaaay for the Law of fives.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know, my mind tends to jump all over the place most of the time, so in any given minute I might think about five or 23 things... Usually I'll be thinking about things I've done recently or people I've talked to recently more than any other specific thing... So, fnord.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical routine for any night... I pretty much end up doing whatever, depending on if people are around and what they want to do, as well as what I've been in the middle of doing lately or what I'm in the mood for.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This isn't super private, but, I have a decent amount of interest in BDSM and related Kink-type endeavors. I'm a switch, interested in a lot of different things -- Biggest things are strict bondage, almost any & all types of toys, and most recently electro-play, but, well, that's hardly an exclusive list. (If you're really curious, see my Fetlife profile: , or just ask)

The other slightly main not-so-private private thing worth mentioning is that I have an unfortunate amount of social anxiety -- It seems to be getting better with time, but, it does mean I'm slightly more 'shy' than normal 'being shy' would entail. (Although it tends to go away after I start talking to anyone)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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If you get a 5 or above on a D12 or D20 roll. (Or an Elusive D23)

If you read Homestuck

If you just want to be random.

If you are a fan of miscellaneous shenanigans.

If you are at all interested in discussion of BDSM (curious about it / have questions, or just like talking about it), or in actually doing BDSM-related activities.

Also, if the fnords attacked.