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31 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:51pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to laugh.
The universe is mind blowing.
Enjoying being a speck of it all.
I like to cook and feed faces.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being honest.
Meeting people and enjoying the interactions with the world around me. This place is nuts.
Managing a late night pizza place because pizza.
Trying to take better care of myself while still having fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Word games. Pretending to play keyboard. Writing silly haiku. Troubleshooting. Observational humor.

Also I do play video/pc games. I'm good at them so I play for fun. It's fun to do things you are adept at. I like winning. I'm competitive.
If you challenge me at anything I will not stop until I destroy it(or I may give up and fake injury).

I am good at cooking while drinking wine. Always on point.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a mole on my face?
I smell like pizza?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books by Mary Roach and Piers Anthony.
Horror, Comedy, Action, Sci-fi, B, Romcoms.
Breaking Bad and a lot of guilty pleasures.
Butt shaking music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tacos, internet, tomatoes, tea, clean socks, and cheese.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tacos. Keyboards. Outer Space. Sharks. Vampire Squid. Time travel.
I take this very seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or up all night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a pink night mask that says "Me Time" on it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to play board or video games.
You want to do pub trivia.
You wanna be friends.