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30 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:16pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Yiddish, Other

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My self-summary
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I like to laugh.
Everything can be spun.
Not taking life too seriously.
The universe is mind blowing.
Enjoying being a speck of it all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being honest.
Meeting people and enjoying the interactions with the world around me. This place is nuts.
Managing a late night pizza place because pizza.
Trying to take better care of myself while still having fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Word games. Pretending to play keyboard. Writing silly haiku. Troubleshooting. Observational humor.

Also I do play video/pc games. I'm good at them so I play for fun. It's fun to do things you are adept at. I like winning. I'm competitive.
If you challenge me at anything I will not stop until I destroy you(or I may give up and fake injury, like that time during spades I faked a papercut and ran to the bathroom screaming.)

Riding my bike with no hands.

This whole profile makes me sound like a big child.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a mole on my face?
I smell like pizza?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books by Mary Roach and Piers Anthony.
Horror, Comedy, Action, Sci-fi, B, Romcoms.
Breaking Bad and a lot of guilty pleasures.
Butt shaking music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tacos, internet, oxygen, filtered water, clean socks, and cheese.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tacos. Keyboards. Outer Space. Sharks. Vampire Squid. Time travel.
I take this very seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or hanging with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a pink night mask that says "Me Time" on it.
You should message me if
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You want to play board or video games.
You want to do pub trivia.
You wanna be friends.

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