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25 Cork, Ireland Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba." - Hunter S. Thompson
What I’m doing with my life
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While I'm by no means a photographer, I do enjoy taking photos when I'm out. Here are some scenic photos that I done took:

I'm also a motorcyclist, which is as much fun as it looks, even when you're wet and cold.

My greatest influences in life lately are James Randi, Richard Feynman, George Orwell, and Christopher Hitchens.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering Wi-Fi passwords.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually that I'm wearing a full leather bike suit, squeaking my way around town.

Sometimes, less frequently these day, I get told I look slightly like Cillian Murphy. Sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: H.P Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Bill Bryson, George Orwell, Dan Abnett, Robert Mason, Richard Feynman, Ben Goldacre, Christopher Hitchens, Kurt Vonnegut, Spike Milligan, Glen Cook.

Movies: The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Life Aquatic (Bill Murray <3), Zombieland, Buffalo 66, Brick, High Fidelity. 500 Days of Summer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Beauty, Grosse Pointe Blank, Fightclub, 28 days later, Kickass, Donnie Darko, Akira, Patlabor, Old Boy. I also have a thing for old zombie movies, Dawn of the Dead et cetera.

As for TV shows: Firefly, The X-Files, Breaking Bad, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Black Books, Father Ted, The IT Crowd, Misfits, SG-1, Battlestar Galactica, The Wire, Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies. I'm not a fan of The Walking Dead post season one, because everyone in it is Pants-on-head retarded. It frustrates me so.

Music: Royal Blood, QOTSA, B-52s, Dire Straits, The Stranglers, Led Zepplin, Lissie, Eric Clapton, Daft Punk, The Zolas, The Jezabels, The Teddybears, Dandy Warhols, Say Hi to Your Mom, Lodger, Post War Years, Gojira, Mastadon, The National, Violent Femmes, Eels, Dark Dark Dark, Broken Bells, Metric, Thin Lizzy, The Police, Coeur de Pirate, Yeasayer, R.E.M, The Flatliners, Star Fucking Hipsters, Mischief Brew, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Pat the Bunny.

Vidya games: DotA 2, BioShock Infinite, Fallout, Far Cry 3, ArmA 3, Battlefield 4, Minecraft, Chivalry, Left 4 Dead, Payday 2, Dark Souls, Diablo 3, Baldur's Gate, Borderlands 2, Hotline Miami.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

A pet of some description.
The Batman trilogy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next excursion.

Why people are so offended by things that don't relate to them in the slightest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Possibly in work, or at home, occasionally the pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no control over one of my eyebrows. I can spend ages watching really crappy cop shows. It takes me forever to leave my house because I have to triple check everything. Not all that embarrassing but there you go.
You should message me if
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You have a beard.