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25 Albuquerque, NM Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:34am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello and welcome,
Hmmm... myself. I suppose I can't really describe the entirety of my being in a couple of paragraphs. Most facts are elsewhere in my profile, so this probably doesn't even really matter.

I have an odd sense of humor that involves irrational satirical observation and deadpan baldfaced lies. This sense of humor is never absent from my day-to-day interactions (even my writing is often riddled with superfluous parenthetical asides).

I love the vicarious feeling of accomplishment that comes along with playing or rooting for a sports team sporting their way to glory.

I enjoy almost every type of gaming, especially complicated euro-style board games and pen and paper role-playing.

I really enjoy getting outdoors and doing random exciting activities, but I also enjoy sitting in front of my computer soaking up trivialities. Unfortunately, I do not assign these activities my time in a direct ratio respective to how much I enjoy them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do very little with my life that is actually productive. Most of my productive hours are spent learning code. I do a lot of useless free fun stuff though.

I can also typically be found performing in local community theatre musicals.

Major current timing addendum: I am hiking the AT this summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing and dancing in the rain, overly in-depth discussions, cooking schmancy dinners, making fun cocktails, wasting time on the internet (but who isn't nowadays?), outwitting my puny opponents in strategic games (of the non-electronic variety), and of course coming up with plausible heists or world domination schemes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my fabulous sense of style and impeccable manners belie a devious intelligence and mischievous sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh good heavens,
Books: The Count of Monte Cristo, Pride and Prejudice, anything by Rafael Sabatini or Georgette Heyer, Dresden Files, most fantasy (though strangely enough, not G. R. R. Martin), Tolkien...I'm always looking for new suggestions though!

Movies: Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, Cary Grant screwballs, Bogey crime dramas, Disney, classic Christmas specials (including Die Hard), anything that can be described using the word swashbuckling, esplodey action popcorn flix, cheesy goofy romcoms, willow, LOTR, Etc.

Shows: TV or Broadway? (Community, Sherlock, Dr. Who, Firefly, TOS, whatever the flash-in-the-pan show-of-the-week is currently in / Les Mis, Anything Goes, Phantom, Guys & Dolls, really pretty much anything that has at least one good song or a halfway decent plot)

Muzak: highly eclectic, but I really love crooners, irish folk, show tunes, and soaring movie themes

Food: I'll cook and eat anything so long as it's delicious
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2 avocados (halved, pitted, and peeled)
The juice of 1 lime
2 cloves of garlic (pressed)
3 stalks of fresh cut cilantro (finely chopped)
1/2 small onion (diced)
Salt to taste
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Plot lines for new books/plays/movies/songs that I want to write.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"My dear fellow, the truth isn't quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl." -O.W., T.I.O.B.E.
You should message me if
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... you like talking to fellows that can go into extensive detail on what socioeconomic paradigm shifts would occur if magic were real and universally available; or if you dream of someday being serenaded outside your balcony window; or you need someone with whom to paddle down the Rio Grande in search of buried treasure; or you're a pretty cool person in need of a chat.

Seriously though, I think I'm a pretty fascinating individual. If you think so too, feel free to send me a message.