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25 Albuquerque, NM Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hello and welcome,
Hmmm... myself. I suppose I can't really describe the entirety of my being in a couple of lines, but here goes:
-I delight in expressing opinions which are not my own.
-My actual thoughts are a veritable mess of internal inconsistencies and hypocrisy.
-I enjoy most of the things stereotypical nerds and geeks enjoy.
-And most importantly, I consider myself an adventurer and am always up for anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out what to do with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing in the rain, overly in-depth discussions, cooking fancy dinners, wasting time on the internet (but who isn't nowadays?), and of course coming up with plausible heists or world domination schemes... Also, most board games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That my fabulous sense of style and bright cheery persona belie a devious intelligence and mischievously dark sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh good heavens,

Books: The Count of Monte Cristo, Pride and Prejudice, anything by Rafael Sabatini or Georgette Heyer, Dresden Files, Tolkien...I'm always looking for new suggestions though!

Movies: Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, Cary Grant screwballs, Bogey crime dramas, Disney, classic Christmas specials (i.e. Die Hard), anything that can be described using the word swashbuckling, explodey action popcorn flix, cheesy goofy romcoms, willow, LOTR, Etc.

Shows: TV or Broadway? (Sherlock, Firefly, Star Trek TOS, Parks & Rec, Monty Python // Les Mis, Anything Goes, Phantom, Pippin, really pretty much anything).

Muzak: highly eclectic and I can enjoy anything, but I really love crooners, irish folk, show tunes, and soaring movie themes.

Food: I'll cook and eat anything so long as it's delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Let's not be literal for once in our lives.
-The practical magic that is wireless Internet.
-Delicious food
-Multi-day backpacking trips to walk off said food.

Yeah... That's enough of not being literal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my next insane hobby or adventure could be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
D&D&D: Drinking and Dungeons and Dragons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"My dear fellow, the truth isn't quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl." -O.W., T.I.O.B.E.
You should message me if
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... you like talking to fellows that can go into extensive detail on what socioeconomic paradigm shifts would occur if magic were real and universally available... and you like board games.

Seriously though, I think I'm a pretty fascinating individual. If you think so too, feel free to send me a message.