I was so worried about finding someone that I wrote in a platform that was too leashed. We can't have that. I want someone to know me when they read the profile, someone who isn't going to be surprised when I pop off with something wild, crazy and off the wall but I digress.
My name is Shane, I am a 26 year old Advanced Technical Support Analyst. This is a fancy term for second tier technical support. I make a decent income but I'm always working on improving that.
I enjoy body art to include but not limited to ink, metal or cutting/scars. I posses all of these. I plan to have more of all three as well. I have my nipples pierced and currently four tattoos, I have mock ups being done currently but it's a process.
I have a wicked personality though I typically hide it away until I feel comfortable around you. This isn't a lack of confidence by any means, this is a survival instinct. We wont get into that.
So what about me is so awesome you ask? Really, I don't have it pin-pointed down but I eat unicorns and shit sparkles. Ok, I would never harm a unicorn because A) Unicorns are sessy and B) my daughter would be sad face at me. Speaking of my daughter, I do have a daughter who is three. I also have a son who is six. I usually see my daughter three weekends out of the month and my son, far, far less. Some people don't like children, I'm cool with that but by no means will you EVER hear me refer to them as "Baggage".
I enjoy writing poetry when the times have me down or on a very rare occasion, I am excited/happy about something. If you want to view it, send me a message, I would be happy to share, it is more dark and tormented than what you would normally see. It all holds a truth and window to my soul. Most people don't understand it but to the few who can....it's the key.
I hit baseballs or shoot hoops to release stress. I tend to do that everyday, roughly three hours a day depending. I am a fast food junkie, I can't seem to gain weight so why not?
I love getting dirty and sweaty, in fact, so much so that it is the only problem I have with my current job. I come home feeling like I did jack shit. Not a bead of sweat on me, its truly horrible. I smell just like I did when I left, yummy.
I have a lot of different things I am into, working on old muscle cars, riding a crotch rocket, BMX'ing, Turn tables, Electric Guitar, shooting guns, paintball and a ton of other random things. I just think, "Hey, I want to do that" and start doing it. The problem in life is people hold back, thinking they cant do something or shouldn't, fuck that. Get your ass to work, save a little money on the side and buy that chopper you dream of every night. Stop using excuses like "My family" or "I'm too old". You may have a family to support and a whole group of orphan penguins to take care of but that is no reason to completely scratch your life off as a milk cow. I sure as shit don't give two flying pigs nutt sacks about being twenty-six and enjoying BMX biking. I might be single, I might be low on friends but anyone who cant enjoy the fact that I am happy with it can hit the pavement.
Bringing me to another point here, I know some of you will read this and dislike it, I approve of your message and appreciate your time. Not everyone likes the taste of Super Siayen x10 and thats cool. I am looking for people who can hang. Bonus points if you message me first.
PS: Awesome people, please start existing. That is all.