Lets see...I had one of these before, got tired of it, but now I'm back. A glutton for punishment? Yeah I guess so.

I'm living the dream...if that dream consists of working 40 hours a week at a small media company. It's a fun job, I get to interview some famous and not-so-famous people, but it's not like I get rich doing it.

I love sports...including playing and watching. I'm a four for four kind of guy (bonus points if you are too, minus the guy part).

I love stand up comedy and would love to try my hand at an open mic one night.

I am Don't, call, and me shirley

Currently writing at a newspaper.

Writing, pretending to work.

Daydreaming about seeing a music festival featuring Arcade Fire, Daft Punk, Art Brut, B-52's, Dan Deacon, Hot Chip, Block Party, Wu-Tang Clan, Man Man, Weird Al Yankovic, Band of Horses, Beastie Boys, Blur, Dick Dale, LCD Soundsystem, The Ramones, The Misfits, The Who, The Pixies, The Rapture, Band of Horses, Justice, and probably some others I can't think of right now in a veritable orgy of music goodness.

Apparently, the first thing a lot of people notice about me is that I look like a lot of odd celebrities. Lets run down the list of celebrities people have told me I look like:

Dave Grohl, Zach Galifianakis, Kevin Smith, Johnny Damon, Kris Kristofferson, and my personal favorite....Jesus Christ. (Someone also once said I look like Johnny Depp, which I found hilarious because I look NOTHING like him...but it was fun for the old self-esteem for a day or two)

There are a ton others, I just can't think of them. Luckily, nobody has yet to mention anyone I truly hate or is extremely ugly. Feel free to add to the list.

There are just too many movies to list, same for books unfortunately. I will say I love any type of cheesy horror movie and pretty much anything Stephen King has written is worth a look.

Books: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catch 22, anything by Stephen King, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Shining, any short story by Dorothy Parker, Trainspotting, too many others to think of.

TV - Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Sopranos, The Wire, Mad Men.

I hate this question...next.

How I can get out of going to work tomorrow.

At a bar with friends...maybe making the foray down to Atlantic City on the rare occasion. However, recently its been a bit of a bore here lately. One of my best friends moved out of my apartment so I'm trying to branch out and hang out with more people and do different things.

I'm a complete nerd for any show on Adult Swim (minus the anime).

I was on an episode of the Jersey Shore (first season...weird)

If you wish you had one of those robot helmets Daft Punk wears at their concerts and you want to wear one at work. Or maybe one of those pyramid hats Devo used to wear. Seriously, that would be the best.