36 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
I moved back to Oregon a few years ago after spending 10 years in beautiful Montana. Eventhough I still miss it, I'm so happy to be back in Portland.

Im pretty positive and enjoy staying active by playing recreational sports, hiking, running and riding my bike everywhere. I love all things local; food, nature, entertainment, sports and beer. I have an overwhelming/completly normal love for the beauty of our city.

I take my priorities and work very seriously but not myself. I appreciate a self deprecating sense humor and think it helps me enjoy the light hearted side of things. I also enjoy the sarcasm and think it's an important tool of intimidation when we battle in games of skill and chance. So naturally, I surround myself with like minded people that can use dirty jokes and sports analigies as a viable means of communication. While I'm usually being pretty silly, I definitely have a serious side and will always confront the tough questions. I just like to pepper in some humor so the hard stuff is easier to digest.

Some other fun things I'm into; I enjoy cooking yummy food, living a sustainable life style, being good to our planet by riding my bike and only dropping the F-Bomb once in a while, setting goals and trying new things, being clean and organized, back yard projects, front yard projects, the smell of rain, upcycling, being creative, being honest, being sharp as a tack, sipping a drink with an umbrella in it, seeing people smile, making the campfire, standing around the camp fire, making my bed, making bad decisions, driving go-carts really fast, helping people, being silly, helping people be silly, digging holes, sleeping in till 8am, finding money, getting compliments, fishing for compliments, being a total dream boat, hoping to someday own a dream boat, cheering for ALL Oregon sports and some Seattle sports (only by default). I put a few of these things in here as a joke hoping you wouldn't ever read all of this. But if you have, you're welcome.
I’m really good at
Making lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like Peter Brady.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This could grow or change at any time, but the categories that I relate to the most are as follows:

Books/Authors/Heros: The Alchemist, The Celestine Prophecy, Waldon by Thureou, 1984, To Kill A Mocking Bird, All of Chuck Palahniuk, Most of Edward Abby, Ayn Rand, Autobiographies: Martin Luther King Jr., Mahatma Gandhi, Dali Lama, Poems: Robby Burns,

Movies: Elf, King pin, Boondock Saints, Garden State, Princess Bride, Goonies, Stand By Me, Yes Man, I Love You Man, Super Troopers, Fight Club, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, Assorted Documentaries, Despicable Me, Finding Nemo, Kung Fu Panda, Monsters inc., Shrek's, Madagascar, Shark Tails, Happy Feet, A Bugs Life, Bee Movie, Cars, Toy Story, The Lion King, UP, The Incredibles,

T.V: Sports, It's Always Sunny, The League, Workaholics, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, TED Talks, Simpsons, Family Guy,

Comidians: Louis C.K., George Carlin, Daniel Tosh, Luis Black, Greg Giraldo, Conan O'Brien, Brian Regan, Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Kevin Hart, Jim Gaffigan, Mike Birbiglia, Dave Chappell, Jerry Seinfeld, Billy Connolly, Steve Martin(79-84), Eddy Murphy(87-89).

Music: Paul Simon, Willie Nelson,
Zac Brown Band, Lumineers, Gaslight Anthem, Against Me!, Lucero, Chuck Ragan, Avett Brothers, Frank Sinatra, Rage Against The Machine, Notorious B.I.G. Eazy-E, Elvis, Spearhead, O.A.R., John Lennon, Floater, Tom Catmull and the Clerics,

Food: Burritos...
The six things I could never do without
I'm rewording this to say "6 things that I enjoy enough to put on another list."

1) My family
2) Friends who inspire me
3) College Football
4) Sunshine, especially from 9-5
5) Sand in between my toes, but not in my socks
6) Bacon
I also feel like Unicorns should be on here somewhere.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where the line is between owning cats and owning tee shirts with pictures of cats on them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kinda like Christmas music...a lot. Not like all year long, just from December 1st through December 25th. So pretty normal, right? I also celebrate half Christmas and you should too.
You should message me if
You're easy going.
You're funny and enjoy the sarcasm.
You like outside.
You have a pretty smile.
You always use your turn signal.

You've never said "Jay Leno said the funniest thing"...