Meat popsicle.
Mostly, almost totally and certainly wholesomely a human male.
Amateur nerdfighter.
Nerdish.
Geekly.
Unashamedly odd and crazy about the small things.
Ridiculously curious.
Obsessed with architectural and print design.
Nearly impossible to offend and nothing to hide.
Melbournite for life, trapped just south of the river in Perth.
The round peg in a square hole.
Sherlocked.
The King of OK (What a rubbish title!).
Cannot stand reality television.
Would like to think that I am a good person, but I'm not entirely sure of that.
Fanboying/girling irregularly.
Consumer whore.
Person of reasonable tint.
Photo bomber.
A few screws loose and a complete nutjob.
Chicken chaser.
Can do zat.

I followed the OkCupid style guide and still dress terribly moderately decently. Oh, and I'm Jaycob.

Buying a ridiculous amount of stuff I don't need.
Conquering nations.
Trying to prove myself.
Saving for a trip to the US and Europe.
Occasionally updating one of my tumblr accounts. (Yes, two! I have two accounts!)
Making like a tree to get out of here.

Ejaculating chocolate, money, and diamonds.*
* Not actually the case.

Pizza. Yes. Pizza is something one can be good at. Don't enquire about details on how that is possible.

My penis glows blue when orcs are close.*
* Also not true.

According to people, I have a great arse? They're crazy, but I guess it's what's going for me.

Music? I'm a sucker for the amazingly handsome and talented Andrew Bird. Missed Pinback while they were playing in Melbourne by a couple of days, much to my regret. Otherwise, you would probably catch me listening to Great Lake Swimmers, Local H, Rocky Leon, and on the odd occasion, Faunts. Perpetually amazed by Monarchy. Live for Death in Vegas. Demand for Demander. Airguitar to Spleen United and The Whip. Enraptured with Brand New. Woodkid is stuck in my head with iron sharks. All in all, with a library of almost 24,000 songs, I'm never at a loss for a good time.

The tube? Being a child of the 90's, I couldn't leave out Daria. Otherwise it's your standard fare: Doctor Who, Avatar, 30 Rock, Community, Red Dwarf. I'll throw in the IT Crowd, Black Books, and Sherlock. Arrested Development. Breaking Bad.

Films? Anything Tarantino or Rodriguez. Iron Sky was amazing. Nerdgasming to Pacific Rim. Warm Bodies looks tantalising. Swing to the Blues Brothers.

Books? Reading my way through a fair number of Design and Web publications. I'm a life-long subscriber to Offscreen and The Manual. Otherwise, give me Frank Herbert, Douglas Adams, or Ray Bradbury.

Games. Far easier to just forward you to my Steam library. Otherwise it's far too many to mention!

The bare necessities.
A bear's necessary accessories.
A good cup of tea.
Logic, reason, and rational thought.
C₈H₁₀N₄O₂.
Nerdfighterlike.

Butts!

Travelling in a little blue box.
Chipping away at my rather mediocre collection of wines.
Moving pixels.
Discovering new tunes and artists.
Wondering when then will be now.
Making friends and conquering small, defenseless nations.

Sometimes, if I'm feeling overly rebellious, I will wear socks that don't match.

If I ever have a kid, on every full moon I'm going to make sure that they take the day off. Because werewolfing.

You must agree that pants are inherently evil. :)
Also, you must know where to get a wicked pangalactic gargle-blaster.

Otherwise, y'know what, I'm up for anything. Let's stay in the city until 2 in the morning. Or maybe wear silly hats. Or even spend the whole night playing video games. Spending an entire day trying on and shopping for clothes is right up my alley, too.

All in all, I want to meet people, make friends, and take over the world. Hopefully you do, too.