Mostly, almost totally and certainly wholesomely a human male.
Unashamedly odd and crazy about the small things.
Obsessed with architectural and print design.
Nearly impossible to offend and nothing to hide.
Melbournite for life, trapped just south of the river in Perth.
The round peg in a square hole.
The King of OK (What a rubbish title!).
Cannot stand reality television.
Would like to think that I am a good person, but I'm not entirely sure of that.
Person of reasonable tint.
A few screws loose and a complete nutjob.
Can do zat.
I followed the OkCupid style guide and still dress