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22 Bentley, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:09am
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I tinker with various electronics from time to time, simply curious about how they work.
I like to think that I make pretty good coffee.
Pixar films do something downright awful to me.
Made in Australia.
Coffee-brewer and corporate/consumer slut by day. Rocketeer/Designer by night.
Shoots in RAW.
I've had a fair share of misadventures which I totally do not regret in the slightest. Many of them are just plain strange and I still wonder just how I managed to land myself in them.
Should be kept as far away from real, functional rockets as possible.
Can't make eggs benedict or cumberbatch. Yeah, pretty poor play on words there.
Remarkably dull: I spend much of my free time diddling about in Photoshop, InDesign, and Macaw. Y'know, computer-type-things.
Realised recently just how much of my time has been spent playing video games, which in itself isn't so bad. It's just that I wasn't doing much else with my life, so I went ahead and deleted them all. It's a small step, but at least I'm making progress, huh? Also, I'd still beat anyone at Mario Kart regardless.
Actually, scrap that last one. I caved. I'm still rocking TF2 and KSP.
I don't listen to the radio nor care for pop culture.
One of my superpowers is not standing people up. Another one is being pretty darn good with getting gifts for people.
50% centaur. 50% merperson. I've got the head of a fish and the backside of a horse. I think that's right.
I cannot stand internet culture or memes. People who describe themselves as being "someone who loves to laugh and has a bubbly personality" turn me off. Despite that, I live in South Park, so that doesn't really help.
What I’m doing with my life
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I expect to be a fully-fledged crazy cat lady by 32. Hopefully before that though, I'd have gone out and been wildly successful with starting a tiny company.

In my spare time I'm usually landing probes on planets and launching little green men into low Kerbin orbit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Brewing decent coffees and the most indulgent hot chocolates ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-wise, I've a few to mention. Much of them would be visual and graphic design books, with a few to do with fashion as well. They all offer a brilliant insight into the creative genius of people. I also read a few other publications, such as Monocle, The Manual, and Offscreen.

Movies, I've a massive range. Lately I've taken a liking to Tokyo Godfathers. American Pop. Iron Sky. American History X. Anything Tarantino, Nolan, or Burton.

Video: Kill la Kill. Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan. Space Dandy. Daria. Game of Thrones. Avatar: TLA and LOK. Sherlock. Doctor Who. Black Books. The IT Crowd. Fawlty Towers. Arrested Development. Firefly. Archer. Orange Is The New Black. Psycho-Pass. Sailor Moon.

Music. Sheesh, no idea where to start. I'll mention Lordi, but really, I've got about 1000 artists and bands to choose from in my library. A small list of artists just for you to peruse: Ben Folds. Duke Special. The Divine Comedy. Badly Drawn Boy. The American Analog Set. Guano Apes. Mindless Self Indulgence. I'm the biggest sucker for French Pop. Recently got hooked onto she. Pilot Speed. Housse de Racket. Zaz. Monarchy. French Horn Rebellion.

Food? My diet primarily consists of the tears of my enemies, and the crushed hopes and dreams of young adults.

Games: Kerbal Fucking Space Program. Assorted War-themed Hat-wearing conga line simulators. Mother-fudging Cards Against Humanity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comfortable shoes.
None pizza with left beef.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to new music and guilty pleasures.
Building rockets, jets, satellites, and lunar rovers. Often unsuccessfully.
Screwing around in After Effects.
Retexturing game graphics.
Messing around with 3D meshes.
Sending positive messages to complete strangers, entirely anonymously. Just simple things like "You have awesome taste in things" and "I'll bet you're the sort of person people would talk to their grandkids about, because you left such a wonderful impression on them". Which is kinda weird I guess?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still can't decide on what tattoo design I want, but I know that I want it to be visible only under a black light.
You should message me if
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... Assorted body parts glow blue when orcs are near.

Go for it. I don't mind one bit.