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25 Chicago, IL Man


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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 12
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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Geek. I'm living in the future, and I couldn't be happier about that. I want to be part of it, shape it. I would give technology a hug, if I could -- I'd be doing that *right now*.

I love dogs. I have huge piles of stuffed animals, mostly dogs, and they all have names and I talk to them like they can understand me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full-time as a programmer, and thrilled to finally be done with school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing code! Have you figured out that I'm a geek yet? I'm not bad at making people laugh, especially if I know them. I can sing pretty damn well, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very, very enthusiastic. My friends in high school used me as a unit of measurement of excitement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Snow Crash, A Song of Ice and Fire, Watchmen, His Dark Materials, Cryptonomicon

Movies: Fight Club, Inception, The Prestige

Shows: Game of Thrones, Archer, Adventure Time, House of Cards, Buffy, Bojack Horseman, Person of Interest

Music: Jonathan Coulton, The Secret Machines, Fountains of Wayne, Regina Spektor, Dresden Dolls/Amanda Palmer, Foster the People, Woodkid, Queens of the Stone Age

Food: Burgers, curry, pasta, paninis. Giardiniera. Giardiniera is good.

Video Games: Braid, Portal, Super Meat Boy, Hotline: Miami, VVVVVV, Fire Emblem: Awakening, The Binding of Isaac, Dark Souls
The six things I could never do without
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- My computer(s)

- The Internet

- Stuffed animals

- My friends

- A little bit of space

- Boring biological necessities like food, water, and shelter. For now! I'd love to be a cyborg, but sadly we're not *that* far into the future yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Programming, how people use computers, and what makes a good game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my apartment, playing video games or hanging out with friends. I'd like to get out more, I suppose, but I'm not really sure where I'd go or what I'd do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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...I'll freely admit in person, where it's less likely to be picked up by a web crawler, associated with my online presence, and recorded for posterity in the infinite memory of the glorious internet hivemind.
You should message me if
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any of this stuff sounds compelling to you. I don't have something clever to say here, but seriously, I'd love to talk to you!