Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
See - a guy who makes you laugh! What you've always been looking for!
Okay, you should probably stop here - the rest of this is just drivel - boring - probably illiterate and with generally poor grammar anyway. I mean, who writes a review of themselves and doesn't put their best foot forward?